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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:22 PM

View Posttomspanks, on 05 September 2017 - 06:38 AM, said:


I forgot about that! This reminds me to post my favorite review from Amazon. I know it's too soon to discuss, but this can't wait.

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"SELFISHNESS" is the only word that describes Dolly's desire to not be naked on camera.

But really, who would ever want to compete with this:

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:24 PM

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Mary J is the online account of Doctor Venture. That one is for you Triple Lindy. Go Team Venture.

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:34 PM

View PostThe_Triple_Lindy, on 05 September 2017 - 04:22 PM, said:



"SELFISHNESS" is the only word that describes Dolly's desire to not be naked on camera.

But really, who would ever want to compete with this:

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*ahem*

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Tom: Mark, I loved those licks you were doing.
Miami Connection (1988)

Miss Mona: You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:37 PM

This thread took a weird turn.

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:39 PM

View Posttomspanks, on 05 September 2017 - 04:37 PM, said:

This thread took a weird turn.


Yeah, a sexy turn...
Tom: Mark, I loved those licks you were doing.
Miami Connection (1988)

Miss Mona: You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:42 PM

Oh, it wasn't a complaint.

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 04:58 PM

I mean... Selleck clearly wins, right?
My Howdy sense is tingling. Break out Google maps and my abacus...there's a C&O to be solved! And this time, it's personal...
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Posted 05 September 2017 - 06:02 PM

View PostCam Bert, on 05 September 2017 - 04:58 PM, said:

I mean... Selleck clearly wins, right?

Borat wins 4-0
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Lorelei: "Pardon please, is this the boat to Europe, France?"
Steward: "To where?"
Dorothy: "Not Europe, France, honey. France is in Europe."
Lorelei: "Well who said it wasn't?"
Dorothy: "Well, you wouldn't say 'Is this the way to North America, Mexico', would you?"
Lorelei: "If that's where I wanted to go I would."
Dorothy: "The dealer passes."
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Posted 05 September 2017 - 06:50 PM

View PostCameron H., on 05 September 2017 - 04:39 PM, said:


Yeah, a sexy turn...

I'm just... BURSTING with excitement...

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 04:29 AM

Hey everybody! What's going on in this thread?
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Lorelei: "Pardon please, is this the boat to Europe, France?"
Steward: "To where?"
Dorothy: "Not Europe, France, honey. France is in Europe."
Lorelei: "Well who said it wasn't?"
Dorothy: "Well, you wouldn't say 'Is this the way to North America, Mexico', would you?"
Lorelei: "If that's where I wanted to go I would."
Dorothy: "The dealer passes."
-- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 05:51 AM

View PostCameron H., on 05 September 2017 - 04:39 PM, said:


Yeah, a sexy turn...

Honorable mention (but why is there a boom mic team? He never said a word in that scene)
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Lorelei: "Pardon please, is this the boat to Europe, France?"
Steward: "To where?"
Dorothy: "Not Europe, France, honey. France is in Europe."
Lorelei: "Well who said it wasn't?"
Dorothy: "Well, you wouldn't say 'Is this the way to North America, Mexico', would you?"
Lorelei: "If that's where I wanted to go I would."
Dorothy: "The dealer passes."
-- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:19 AM

View PostCinco DeNio, on 07 September 2017 - 04:29 AM, said:

Hey everybody! What's going on in this thread?
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Not a bad Connery Bond film, but oh lord, this scene.

The Russian agent: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
Bond: No, it's the right size....FOR ME, THAT IS.
Me: Barf.

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:21 AM

Jon Hamm is sad that he hasn't received mention in this thread.

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:41 AM

View Posttomspanks, on 07 September 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:


Not a bad Connery Bond film, but oh lord, this scene.

The Russian agent: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
Bond: No, it's the right size....FOR ME, THAT IS.
Me: Barf.

Hey there, need a more sensitive Bond Chest?
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:49 AM

We've gotten way off track the last few movies. Who was Ted Neeley Handsome in Gigi and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
ETA: The Lure
Lorelei: "Pardon please, is this the boat to Europe, France?"
Steward: "To where?"
Dorothy: "Not Europe, France, honey. France is in Europe."
Lorelei: "Well who said it wasn't?"
Dorothy: "Well, you wouldn't say 'Is this the way to North America, Mexico', would you?"
Lorelei: "If that's where I wanted to go I would."
Dorothy: "The dealer passes."
-- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 11:16 PM

View Posttomspanks, on 07 September 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:


Not a bad Connery Bond film, but oh lord, this scene.

The Russian agent: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
Bond: No, it's the right size....FOR ME, THAT IS.
Me: Barf.

Speaking of gross mouth jokes, the first song Dolly sings in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas contains the line "don't let your mouth overload your responsibilities," which, when sung by a chorus of prostitutes, it implies a certain indignity. Regardless, I think Dolly might be the most charismatic human to ever live. Oh, Ms. Parton, could the world ever use more people like you...
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 07:23 AM

View PostCinco DeNio, on 07 September 2017 - 07:49 AM, said:

We've gotten way off track the last few movies. Who was Ted Neeley Handsome in Gigi and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
ETA: The Lure

People can feel free to chime in with their own votes. Admittedly I got busy and had been forgetting to ask my Mom, however I will ask her next time we talk. And spoiler alert for this movie, I remember very vividly at one point watching TV with her and Burt Reynolds came on and she said aloud "Ugh, what a creep."
My Howdy sense is tingling. Break out Google maps and my abacus...there's a C&O to be solved! And this time, it's personal...
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:00 AM

View PostCam Bert, on 08 September 2017 - 07:23 AM, said:

And spoiler alert for this movie, I remember very vividly at one point watching TV with her and Burt Reynolds came on and she said aloud "Ugh, what a creep."


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:49 AM

I watched this last night, and I enjoyed it more than I thought I would..
But
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 12:32 PM

View Postkateacola, on 08 September 2017 - 10:49 AM, said:

I watched this last night, and I enjoyed it more than I thought I would..
But
Spoiler


Spoiler

Lorelei: "Pardon please, is this the boat to Europe, France?"
Steward: "To where?"
Dorothy: "Not Europe, France, honey. France is in Europe."
Lorelei: "Well who said it wasn't?"
Dorothy: "Well, you wouldn't say 'Is this the way to North America, Mexico', would you?"
Lorelei: "If that's where I wanted to go I would."
Dorothy: "The dealer passes."
-- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)