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#21 Cinco DeNio

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:53 AM

View Postkaty4650, on 08 September 2017 - 04:07 AM, said:

Yes, I think Paul said Cameron H about nine times.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:59 AM

Paul claims to be a sandwich king but claims he was elected. Kings aren't normally elected. I wasn't going to question his legitimacy but things aren't adding up.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:06 AM

View PostCinco DeNio, on 08 September 2017 - 09:53 AM, said:


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Chilly: I'm telling you, man, if we had management, we'd be riding around in limousines, wearing leather pants, and buying condos. Can I eat this roast beef?
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#24 Cameron H.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:09 AM

View Postgrudlian., on 08 September 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

Paul claims to be a sandwich king but claims he was elected. Kings aren't normally elected. I wasn't going to question his legitimacy but things aren't adding up.


Something's not adding up? I know just the guy, but you'll probably have to let him suck your blood and transform you into an unholy creature of the night. Cool?

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Chilly: I'm telling you, man, if we had management, we'd be riding around in limousines, wearing leather pants, and buying condos. Can I eat this roast beef?
Body Rock (1984)

Seb: Maybe you just liked me when I was on my ass 'cause it made you feel better about yourself.
La La Land (2016)

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:47 AM

was that you Cakebug calling in the EHL?

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 12:02 PM

View Postgrudlian., on 08 September 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

Paul claims to be a sandwich king but claims he was elected. Kings aren't normally elected. I wasn't going to question his legitimacy but things aren't adding up.
Paul is not a ruler by divine right, like Louis XIV.

He's an elected monarch, like the Holy Roman Emperor (who was neither Holy nor Roman).

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 04:37 PM

View Postjoel_rosenbaum, on 08 September 2017 - 07:55 AM, said:

Paul Scheer at dress-up day:

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I'm almost positive he means what Cuba is wearing here:

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Honestly, I think baby Scheer could pull it off...
Chilly: I'm telling you, man, if we had management, we'd be riding around in limousines, wearing leather pants, and buying condos. Can I eat this roast beef?
Body Rock (1984)

Seb: Maybe you just liked me when I was on my ass 'cause it made you feel better about yourself.
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 05:27 PM

View Postgrudlian., on 08 September 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

Paul claims to be a sandwich king but claims he was elected. Kings aren't normally elected. I wasn't going to question his legitimacy but things aren't adding up.


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 07:16 PM

View Postkateacola, on 08 September 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

was that you Cakebug calling in the EHL?

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:11 PM

Hi guys! Just back from the Now Hear This Festival performance. (I went to the Javits Center ON PURPOSE, something I promised myself I'd never do.) Sad I couldn't meet up with any of you, but I am a strong independent woman who can go to podcasts alone.

I don't know when the ep will air (as you may have seen on Twitter it is the 1980 Neil Diamond remake of "The Jazz Singer" which was ROUGH to sit through). I made a sign and Paul pointed it out in the crowd, when June was announced, so when you hear that know it was me, purposefully being super nerdy to get on the podcast.

Also they did a meet and greet afterward and I was very sleepy but I said hey to the gang from the forums. Paul said he had a lot of fun with Cameron H today (how are you today, Cameron?).

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:33 PM

View Postjoel_rosenbaum, on 08 September 2017 - 12:02 PM, said:

Paul is not a ruler by divine right, like Louis XIV.

He's an elected monarch, like the Holy Roman Emperor (who was neither Holy nor Roman).

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I still quote/reference this sketch, if only to myself. A confluence of my nerdiness and Mike Myers being real funny as this absurd character.
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 11:57 PM

View PostPollyDarton, on 08 September 2017 - 05:27 PM, said:


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If I went round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Your mission is to take the uranium to Atlantis, use this weapon to destroy the Nazi monsters, and for the love of God, damn well KILL HITLER!

#33 Cameron H.

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 02:27 AM

View PostElektra Boogaloo, on 08 September 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

Also they did a meet and greet afterward and I was very sleepy but I said hey to the gang from the forums. Paul said he had a lot of fun with Cameron H today (how are you today, Cameron?).


I'm fine, Elektra, how are you?

I'm glad you had fun! It was really sweet of you to even think about us! Yeah, I never thought being called a segregationist could make me laugh, but here we are. :)
Chilly: I'm telling you, man, if we had management, we'd be riding around in limousines, wearing leather pants, and buying condos. Can I eat this roast beef?
Body Rock (1984)

Seb: Maybe you just liked me when I was on my ass 'cause it made you feel better about yourself.
La La Land (2016)

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 02:27 AM

Polly, did you just win the Cracked Photoplasty?
Chilly: I'm telling you, man, if we had management, we'd be riding around in limousines, wearing leather pants, and buying condos. Can I eat this roast beef?
Body Rock (1984)

Seb: Maybe you just liked me when I was on my ass 'cause it made you feel better about yourself.
La La Land (2016)

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 05:42 AM

View PostCameron H., on 09 September 2017 - 02:27 AM, said:

Polly, did you just win the Cracked Photoplasty?


Ha! Yep! It's my first top spot win!



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Posted 09 September 2017 - 06:49 AM

View PostPollyDarton, on 09 September 2017 - 05:42 AM, said:



Ha! Yep! It's my first top spot win!


Yay!

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Chilly: I'm telling you, man, if we had management, we'd be riding around in limousines, wearing leather pants, and buying condos. Can I eat this roast beef?
Body Rock (1984)

Seb: Maybe you just liked me when I was on my ass 'cause it made you feel better about yourself.
La La Land (2016)

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 09:57 AM

View PostPollyDarton, on 09 September 2017 - 05:42 AM, said:

Ha! Yep! It's my first top spot win!

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 09:58 AM

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That's cool! I love Cracked :)

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 12:32 PM

Oh man, I am so jealous of anyone watching Miami Connection for the first time! My life has improved dramatically since I made "Against The Ninja" my morning alarm.



This is probably the last great unironically bad-good film. With films like Birdemic and The Room, although they have their unabashed champions (like me!), a large amount of their fanbase seem to be sort of complicit in (at the very least) ironic snark and (at worst) exploiting the delusions of a filmmaker who sincerely believed in their craft. I don't know; I'm approaching middle age and trying to reject the kind of kneejerk sarcasm and cynicism that has plagued pop culture since the 1990s.

View PostElektra Boogaloo, on 08 September 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

I don't know when the ep will air (as you may have seen on Twitter it is the 1980 Neil Diamond remake of "The Jazz Singer" which was ROUGH to sit through).

Is that really a bad movie? I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but I LOVED the soundtrack. "Coming To America" is still a fucking jam and a half.



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Posted 09 September 2017 - 01:38 PM

20 minutes in ... what the hell is this movie??? i mean ... what is it?????