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Joe McGurl

Survivor Season 35: Megathread

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Wow, I'm so far behind. Much like Ryan in the reward challenge trying to get that ball up the hill. Who knows, maybe JP will toss me back into the race next week ? Doubt it. This is bullshit. Fuck you Survivor !

 

*throws rice onto fire*

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Wow, I'm so far behind. Much like Ryan in the reward challenge trying to get that ball up the hill. Who knows, maybe JP will toss me back into the race next week ? Doubt it. This is bullshit. Fuck you Survivor !

 

*throws rice onto fire*

 

Jo, you're ONLY 101 points behind!

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WEEK 6 LEADERBOARD!

 

Peanuts - 378 points (+2)

Greggy - 307 points (-)

Joe - 356 points (-2)

Charlie - 328 points (-)

JJPI - 300 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 233 points (-)

 

 

Me when I realize I've fallen to 3rd place and probably can't come back from this:

 

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WEEK 6 LEADERBOARD!

 

Peanuts - 378 points (+2)

Greggy - 307 points (-)

Joe - 356 points (-2)

Charlie - 328 points (-)

JJPI - 300 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 233 points (-)

 

*CORRECTION*

Greggy has 374 points. I dunno wtf I was doing when I wrote 307

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tbch i skipped the ep before this week's so i got to see my winner pick go home in the previously on, sad showing on my part

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WEEK 6 LEADERBOARD!

 

Greggy - 453 points (+1)

Peanuts - 451 points (-1)

Joe - 430 points (-)

Charlie - 404 points (-)

JJPI - 354 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 284 points (-)

 

Greggy takes the lead this week!! Can he hold onto it?! Oh boy oh boy!

 

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i think we should get a bonus point every time jessica mentions she's a virgin

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nm i see that will not be necessary

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Had a lot going on and missed episode 8 so I had a double stuffing for Thanksgiving this week! Here are the updated point totals for both episodes!

 

 

WEEK 9 LEADERBOARD!

 

Peanuts - 556 points (+1)

Greggy - 538 points (-1)

Joe - 522 points (-)

Charlie - 501 points (-)

JJPI - 421 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 362 points (-)

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Please let JP make it to the Final 3 and give a jury speech.

 

jp would be all time funniest winner

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WEEK 10 LEADERBOARD!

 

Peanuts - 648 points (-)

Charlie - 628 points (+2)

Greggy - 610 points (-1)

Joe - 600 points (-1)

JJPI - 485 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 405 points (-)

 

CMB had a huge week with the double episode taking the 2nd place spot and moving only 20 points behind Peanuts!! We've got a tight race coming into the last 3 weeks here !

 

In a stunning display of being useless at this game in only a way JP can, he finished out his survivor career with 0 confessionals in his vote out episode and -12 points after his #epicblindside. His season total of 19 points was almost eclipsed by Roark, who was voted out 5 episodes ago.

 

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I like to imagine that JP is the victim of mistaken identity and the guy that was supposed be on Survivor (lets call him PJ) is still sitting on a beach somewhere wondering when Jeff Probst is going to show up.

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It is my opinion that this season has gotten good in the last couple of episodes

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It is my opinion that this season has gotten good in the last couple of episodes

 

I'm enjoying it!

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I think overall the season has been good! Pre-merge was a little on the boring side but I think everything post-merge has been very entertaining and the last 2-3 episodes in particular have been super great!

 

Also, someone pointed this out to me and now any time I hear Dr. Mike speak, all I can think about is this

 

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WEEK 11 LEADERBOARD!

 

Charlie - 690 points (+1)

Peanuts - 688 points (-1)

Greggy - 655 points (-)

Joe - 642 points (-)

JJPI - 515 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 435 points (-)

 

CMB takes the lead!!!! What a #BIGMOVE #WOW #BLINDSIDE

 

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WEEK 12 LEADERBOARD!

 

Charlie - 734points (-)

Peanuts - 721 points (-)

Greggy - 688 points (-)

Joe - 683 points (-)

JJPI - 536 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 461 points (-)

 

 

BIG CRAZY FINALE POINTS COMING UP AND A TIGHT RACE WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!

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We all love Survivor and it's crazy idols and plot twists and advantages right ? Otherwise the guy that they want to win doesn't win ! We love it. So, in the spirit of this season, I propose a last minute twist to the league, to really shake things up.

 

Here's the twist that you did not see coming ....... Points are actually bad and paint a target on your back ! The only way to win the league is to have the least number of points.

 

Fingers crossed Joe goes for this and isn't too mad that his winner pick got shafted.

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as a guy who hasnt watched the show in weeks, i support this twist

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CHRISSY WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

FINALE LEADERBOARD!

 

Charlie - 856 points (-)

Joe - 803 points (+2)

Peanuts - 801 points (-1)

Greggy - 780 points (-1)

JJPI - 588 points (-)

Marshall Mellow - 536 points (-)

 

Congratulations to our new sole survivor, CHARLIE MURPHY BROWN! Went from a 5th place finish last season all the way to the top this year! A valiant effort in the end by myself and Peanuts to try and take CMB out after taking the lead two weeks ago but that was a tight race in the end and a great way to end the season! If I only stuck with my gut and picked Joe as the villain instead of Patrick, I would have had this thing all tied up!! Gotta give it up to Ben,Chrissy and Ryan for totally carrying my team.

 

Props to Jo for finishing in last place two seasons in a row! Probst would be proud!

 

Thanks everybody for another fun season! Doing this always adds such a fun layer to already my favorite show! See yall Februrary 28th for Ghost Island!

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