If Vitali Klitschko thinks he can be the President of Ukraine, I believe we should nominate Maria Bamford for President of Sklarbro Country. She will rule the country with a sober fist, she will reform the laws regarding Monopoly, she's both a diplomat AND a cheerleader, and she's not afraid to ask for coaching when she needs it. Do all you BamFans agree? She'd make Sklarbro Country a welcome place where Bruce Jenner could come to forget about Kim's failed marriage and Cristiano Ronaldo could reset his email settings. Bamford 2012!