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Episode 218 - The Big Holiday Party


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#1 Dalton Maltz

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Posted 25 December 2017 - 10:11 PM

JAKE AND AMIR from the “If I Were You” podcast are in the studio along with many other guests to celebrate at the big Hollywood Handbook party for the holidays.

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 12:00 AM

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 01:23 AM

Guys I can't tell, but do you think Jake and Amir are in on the joke?

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 01:40 AM

Thanks for the invite bois.
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Posted 26 December 2017 - 03:57 AM

Merry Holidays to all
And to all a good podcast!

I agree with a lot of this feminist stuff, so I'm loving that we got so many kick-ass babes on this episode.

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 06:44 AM

So in this episode the boyes bring up an age old question.

But it goes un-answered.

IS eggnog just Christmas?

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 09:45 AM

We at least know that red is Christmas because red is Santa and he's a major proponent of Christmas. Even going as far as encouraging people to marry it.

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 10:58 AM

thought of a little song parody, if you will be so kind as to indulge me:

~clears throat, honks on a pitch pipe~


** to the tune of im dreaming of a white christmas**

"Im dreaming of a sean and hayes boxing day"

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 11:25 AM

Starbucks isn't even trying to hide it anymore. It looks like they've finally come out and made an official declaration of war on the holidays.

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 04:20 PM

I did not care for the attitude of the guests. They seemed hostile and overtly resentful to both Hayes and Davenport.

For future episodes, please get guests that are willing to stick to the topics at hand. Thank you.

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Thanks for reading! :P

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Also if you have the time, feel free to peruse my Twitter novel (https://twitter.com/newsomeaj).

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 05:18 PM

I could tell that the horny girl wolf didn't really get the show and wasn't quite in on the joke this episode.

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 07:11 PM

what an ep! i don't think i got the joke though.


can't wait to press play and say 'hey guys' to next week's episode!
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Posted 26 December 2017 - 07:18 PM

lets face it guys none of us are in on the (or even a) joke
You can follow me on twitter I guess. I mean, if that sounds like a good idea.

https://twitter.com/devscoots

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Posted 27 December 2017 - 04:51 AM

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ladles and jellyspoons, start your hot air balloons, today's the official kick off bash fantasy draft for HH Forum Fantasy Street Racing League, where we'll battle it out on the mean streets to see who's got what it takes to drive hard, live fast and never use turn signals in this lawless land where all that matters is speed, and not the Sandra Bullock kind or the tasty amphetamines kind, just good ol flyin down the highway speed. you'll need a tough crew to move up the list in this no prep no holds barred no limit hold em fight to the death or the finish line, whichever comes first

the season series will consist of a quarter mile drag race, a dangerous mountain road sprint, the dirt track from Cars where Lightning McQueen learned to drift, the Handbook 5000 and probably the Cannonball Run. you'll earn points based on where you finish in each race and at the end of the season we'll crown a HHFFSRL champion

please choose a vehicle (year make model), a name for your ride and tell us about its features or post a pic or blueprint of the prototype. alternative fuel ok, 1 wheel minimum, 18 wheel max, no airplanes or millennium falcons

my car is a 1990 Ford Festiva named Claudette. she's got a jet engine and extra sleek fuzzy dice, 4 kits of nitrous, 2 flux capacitors and 3 special mystery buttons on the dash that I've yet to try out

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Posted 27 December 2017 - 05:24 AM

i hope everyone's war on christmas went well. I got PUBG and a vape store gift card, which you're sure as hell not gonna find in the bible

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Posted 27 December 2017 - 09:51 AM

Ok guys, I was too nervous to show up in the last thread because some big-names were talking about me, but I'm finally here and I am ready to say my piece.

The Last Jedi was great. Like, really really great. I don't understand why everyone hates it. Even the people who liked it hated the casino part, which I thought was also great. I just don't get it. Why is everyone so mad at this wonderful movie?

Anyway, great episode boys!
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Posted 27 December 2017 - 10:48 AM

View PostJMonsterface, on 27 December 2017 - 09:51 AM, said:

Ok guys, I was too nervous to show up in the last thread because some big-names were talking about me, but I'm finally here and I am ready to say my piece.

The Last Jedi was great. Like, really really great. I don't understand why everyone hates it. Even the people who liked it hated the casino part, which I thought was also great. I just don't get it. Why is everyone so mad at this wonderful movie?

Anyway, great episode boys!

gotta agree with jmo here. I thought the movie was exactly like Scott Hall's signature move with a toothpick: a fantastic flick!

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Posted 27 December 2017 - 11:25 AM

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My whip is a rare '92 Honda Batmobile named "The Vixen". It's got road surface access through a hole in the floorboard so you can tell what kind of traction you're getting and sometimes fumes make their way in from the engine if you turn the heater on, but that's just so you can smell how good the engine is performing. It's got vintage hand crank windows and the handle on the passenger side comes off easily for maximum aerodynamicness. The stereo was stolen a couple years ago, but the back seat is now outfitted with a portable Panaphonics CD player boom box. It's battery powered so you can take the party with you wherever you want. The lid that you open to put CDs in is stuck for some reason so you can only listen to the radio or that one Blink 182 album with the picture of the nurse on the cover because I bought it used from Craigslist and that's what was in it. It's pretty much their most popular album though.

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Posted 27 December 2017 - 01:11 PM

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My whip is a rare '92 Honda Batmobile named "The Vixen". It's got road surface access through a hole in the floorboard so you can tell what kind of traction you're getting and sometimes fumes make their way in from the engine if you turn the heater on, but that's just so you can smell how good the engine is performing. It's got vintage hand crank windows and the handle on the passenger side comes off easily for maximum aerodynamicness. The stereo was stolen a couple years ago, but the back seat is now outfitted with a portable Panaphonics CD player boom box. It's battery powered so you can take the party with you wherever you want. The lid that you open to put CDs in is stuck for some reason so you can only listen to the radio or that one Blink 182 album with the picture of the nurse on the cover because I bought it used from Craigslist and that's what was...


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Posted 27 December 2017 - 01:34 PM

Im doin my best here guys