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Episode 220 - Mary Sasson, Our Close Friend


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#21 urinalcake

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 08:19 AM

some prick registered seanspace.com in '97. #vanswarpedtour

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 08:45 AM

thanks to all the fans who showed up to support the racers at the Wolfcool Invitational Drag Racing Championship in Handbook County. Henry & The Vixen edged out mwn to take the win with a record top speed of 248.98 mph. Dana, Hayzie Bone & Clem Dawg were reppin hard but Ricky Bobby DQ'd in the prelims when his cougar got onto the track. only two events remain before we crown the HHFFSRL series points champion, standings will be posted next week

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:56 AM

Hey guys, I just totally realized, while I showed a pic of my sweet ride a few threads back, I never described it in great detail. This is because I'm constantly just fucked up from sick raves and exclusive partys for cool people.

It's a 97 Honda Joker. Not seen often anymore due to the INSANE amount of recalls on the car.
It's name (as you see) is MISTA J. The car is in a committed relationship with 2004 a Harley motorcycle.
It has no horn, only a little Clown Squeaker that shoots the driver with water when pressed.
The user manual included in the car HIGHLY recommends embracing chaos before operating the vehicle, and advises extreme caution against being so serious.
I'm not sure how many miles are on the odometer because it only seems to measure the distance between you and "The Batman" at any given moment.

I use this car mostly for Tokyo drifting and the smoke that comes of the tires is actually laughing gas which is actually quite fun.

I hope you all have enjoyed hearing about my pride and joy.

Good luck in the up coming races.

and .... just have fun out there guys :P

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:04 AM

i guess i didn't polish and wax my car enough because it appears that i had too much DRAG

that's why i lost

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:34 AM

Hey folks you hear this, did anyone happen to see the news.

Trump or should I say DRUMPF has his first presidential physical today.

Results are trickling in, looks like they found his CRANIUM embedded in his POSTERIOR. Don't know about you lot but that sounds a little abnormal to me!!

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:10 PM

I have to admit that I was on Sean and Hayes' side and thought it sounded sketchy when they were describing the gif place, but it looks like Kevin was telling the truth. And there is a slide!

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:59 PM

View PostCharlie Murphy Brown, on 11 January 2018 - 08:45 AM, said:

thanks to all the fans who showed up to support the racers at the Wolfcool Invitational Drag Racing Championship in Handbook County. Henry & The Vixen edged out mwn to take the win with a record top speed of 248.98 mph. Dana, Hayzie Bone & Clem Dawg were reppin hard but Ricky Bobby DQ'd in the prelims when his cougar got onto the track. only two events remain before we crown the HHFFSRL series points champion, standings will be posted next week

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Here's some helpful tips to my fellow racers.

1) Drill holes through both the front and rear windshield to reduce air resistance.

2) Fill your tires with helium, but not too much or your wheels will barely even touch the road. You gotta maintain some contact with the asphalt.

3) Yelling "vroom" will make you feel like you're going really really fast. It doesn't necessarily help, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

4) Most importantly: have fun!

5) Second most importantly: Safety I guess, like a seatbelt or whatever, if you want.

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 02:17 PM

View PostHenry, on 12 January 2018 - 01:59 PM, said:

Here's some helpful tips to my fellow racers.

2) Fill your tires with helium, but not too much or your wheels will barely even touch the road. You gotta maintain some contact with the asphalt.


yes, this is important because if your ride looses contact with the road when not on a sanctioned jump or other death-defying race feature then you're officially an airplane and will be disqualified

it's great having all these hondas in the league, here's my actual 92 accord in front of my grandma's house

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 12:48 PM

This show still on the air?
The ONLY 3 time Hollywood Handbook Pro-Version winner.

A nice boy.

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 12:51 PM

Your grandma is one of the only people who has a room in their house that they call "the main room". But if you ask me, the "main room" is the bedroom, heheh. Because sleep is important, and it also has a TV.

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 04:58 PM

i just beat the main story in mario odyssey, WOW what a game!

spoiler possibly????

OH MY GOODNESS THE SM64 COSTUME IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WAS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED BEFORE. GOLLY NINTENDO SURE DOES KNOW HOW TO WEAPONIZE NOSTALGIA

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:01 PM

It's awesome to hear about all of these cool cars. Makes me want to finish my loan application. It's so easy. #navyfederalcreditunion