Jump to content
Welcome to the new Earwolf Forums! Read more... ×
Sign in to follow this  
DaltonMaltz

Episode 221 - Jen Statsky, Our Close Friend

Recommended Posts

Sean and Hayes welcome JEN STATSKY into the studio to walk them through a day at her famous job.

  • Like 9

Share this post


Link to post

"It's Tuesday again!"

 

- Me from the not so distant future (I'm West coast)

  • Like 7

Share this post


Link to post

This is what bonafide cajun swamp dwellers like myself refer to as 'Spicy'. #lovethatchickenfrompopeyes

  • Like 8

Share this post


Link to post

i agree

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post

chef kevin needs to get his house in order. he seems to be pushing away those closest to him. i hope it isn't barbiturates again. #workingtogetherforahealthierworld

  • Like 7

Share this post


Link to post

first "that's dope that's dope" in at least a few months right?

one of my favorite catchphrases. loved the ep! my bois always rollin (not in a drug way)

  • Like 8

Share this post


Link to post
first podcast ep to give me a panic attack 1000/10

 

You should check out BRAIDS, man

 

Oh this ep was a rompin good time, thank you for all that you do.

  • Like 8

Share this post


Link to post

shout out to chef kevin for climbing up the ladder to become a FEATURED PLAYER in this week's ads

  • Like 8

Share this post


Link to post

i know that you're all DYING to know about whether or not i did that trade with my fantasy basketball team (GIVE: Enes Kanter / GET: Jeff Teague). welp, i didn't end up doing it, which i'm perfectly fine with because Jeff Teague missed a couple of weeks with an injury and Nikola Vucevic (probably my best player this year) broke his hand about a month ago. had i done that trade, i'd be severely hurting for rebounds having lost two big men. plus, I like Vuc's upside over Teague's (i'm in a keeper league).

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post

for me HH forum is the good place, so dope, do you know what i mean?

 

this past Sunday was Death Race to Thunderdoom Alley, in which Jay Rundo's 97 Joker embraced chaos AND death AND doom to take the victory while mwn and cmb died tragic deaths and the fantasy pair of medics had to bring us back to life and fix our broken bones that were sticking thru our skin. the ostrich and Henry were in it all the way to the end and did a very fast race but didn't die tragic deaths or embrace anything except for speed and good sportsmanship

 

1%20death%20race%20to%20thunderdoom%20alley%201B.jpg

 

HHFFSRL series points standings: Henry-12, mwn-11, Jay-10, ostrich-7 cmb-4

  • Like 7

Share this post


Link to post

I'll be your friend, Coyote Kevin (I am not in high school but I could try)

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

i might have been faster if i hadn't been shaking hands with henry the whole time! sometimes i'm just too good of a sport, y'know? congrats to jay on a hard earned victory. i just hope it (along with the chaos and destruction) doesn't go to his head.

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post

This Wilco episode really went off the rails.

That was amazing. A Loose Fur reference on HH?! I was like, what'll they talk about next, The Minus 5? The Autumn Defense? Riiiiight?!?!?

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

RKANRZ1.jpg

 

its back folks. I hope i pranked you as you rushed to press play on what looks like an embedded video. sorry sucker its just a screenshot I took

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

this is definitely going to get to the 2nd page. my faith has been restored.

 

sent using the sweet stylus and surgical gloves on my #microsoftsurfacepro

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

I want to start out by thanking the officials. I thought they did a great job given the amount of chaos, death, destruction ( and romance). It's a tough job, but you do it well.

 

Secondly I wanted to apologize for the pain and deaths I caused. The death race is my cars REAL element and was forged in the chaos, and by the chaos.

Basically all I had to do was kick back in the passenger seat, sip on an old fashioned...... Pina Colada, and let MISTA J take care of everything for me.

 

Lastly, and this really REALLy hurts for me to say,

 

But....

Get down & suck on deez

 

Love

Jay Rundo

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
B00kchp5_640_360.jpg

 

It's cool to see how supporting your friends are.

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post

they like to watch. thanks for taking me by the hand and escorting me to page 2. didnt think it was a appropriate for school grounds.

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

I'm actually an old hand at the ol' death races, and even though I've toned down the death stuff these days I was quite a force to be reckoned with back in the 90s. So much so that they even made a biographical video game series about my life. The first one was the only accurate one, and I disavow the way I was portrayed in the follow ups.

 

UoKBwfo.png

 

I'm obviously not the same person anymore which may explain how at the final stretch I fell for the classic "Um, excuse me. I just need to sneak by really quick." racing move. I responded with "Oh, of course. Pardon me." moved aside and then realized what happened. I did an "oh, shucks" style snap of my fingers and gave a "you got me!" style chuckle. The Ostrich masterfully implemented the move, and I tip my hat to he and everyone on a fantastic death race.

  • Like 7

Share this post


Link to post

Even though there was no "official" claim to begin with, I sure hope sriracha eventually comes after Frank's Red Hot sauce for putting their "I put it on EVERYTHING" idea in their ads.

 

Bonus bad move: Frank's Red Hot sauce ads depict a swear being used by an elderly woman. Thankfully the swear is bleeped so we don't have to hear it. Yes, of course the idea of an old woman using that kind of language is a never-ending gold mine of shocking humor, but this time they've gone a little too far with combining it with claims that rightfully belong to a different hot sauce. Shock value may be enough sell to kids, but not me!

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post

has anyone tried pitching a rebrand for the show? something like "howllywood handbook?" just a thought.

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×