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Episode 223 - Tawny Newsome and Her Friends, Our Close Friends


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#1 Dalton Maltz

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 12:02 AM

TAWNY NEWSOME from Bajillion Dollar Properties returns to help the boys be a different kind of agent now.

#2 the ostrich

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 04:21 AM

quick dalton! it's just you and me right now. how's about i treat you to a fancy spaghetti dinner? i cooked the spaghetti in week-old hot dog water, so it's bound to be the best spaghetti you've ever tasted.

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 05:09 AM

I give this episode...five bags of popcorn, two sodas!

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 06:02 AM

v good ep imo, actually v v good
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#5 Henry

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 07:08 AM

Now this is something I could get used to!

puts on glasses, then thinks of a better idea and puts sunglasses on over the normal glasses

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 08:34 AM

that epi was chock full o'ads. i think the wet tuna eating fat cat is officially out of its XXL louis vuitton stripper bag; them boys have been carrying this rotten scandal ridden podcast network around on their back. giving all the good ads away to the poor other shows that really need them because they didnt invest their money good or don't have rich friends.


well guess what? all the fans of the other shows, the people who aren't funny and don't know what is funny and good are going to have to make their butts bare, turn around hands on wall and let me whip one at em. i told you dumholes this was the best show and you went off and listened to stupid other shit where weirdos call in and have their genetic deficiencies monetized by a guy smiling behind a microphone. you make me sick. spread 'em and don't look cuz I might get aroldis to throw this one but you wont know till it hits yer behind and you reconsider your decisions and think about stuff your daddy told you.

keep up the brand awareness fun smart fans around here. #relaxitsfedex
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Posted 30 January 2018 - 09:23 AM

wtf am i listening to, natural geographic?

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 11:33 AM

Seems like everyone involved was wearing their "funny hats" because this episode was funny

#9 Dalton Maltz

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 11:45 AM

View Postthe ostrich, on 30 January 2018 - 04:21 AM, said:

quick dalton! it's just you and me right now. how's about i treat you to a fancy spaghetti dinner? i cooked the spaghetti in week-old hot dog water, so it's bound to be the best spaghetti you've ever tasted.


Really sorry I missed this. Maybe we can reschedule?

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 12:34 PM



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Posted 30 January 2018 - 12:51 PM

Scott Anchorman (1) revealed himself to be a real Nostradumbus this ep by saying "it's not happening", well ehh! wrong (2) this was the most happenin show on Wolf Cool (3) or any other podcast network this year, bucko. Proof enough that the Boys deserve all that green they're now swimmin in (and if anyone's surprised about that, well, get your pencils out, Scoop Troop (4)). Friggin. (5)

/this concludes the Prior Bits For Pro Version Preparations Protocol

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 03:48 PM

this podcast was so good they should make a film out of it.

ok this might be fun: dream casting!!

hayes should be played by Hayes Davenport. I can only really see Sean Clements in the role of co-host Sean. For Tawny I'd love to see Tawny Newsome at least read for the part. For the voices on the phone, let's get in touch with Max von Sydow's people to see if there's any interest in playing Scott and we'd have to get Taylor Lautner as Paul.

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 06:33 PM

thanks for the ep dalton

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 07:25 PM

bee face! so glad you've finally awoken from sleeping face down on your stomach from last night and have enjoyed the episode.

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 11:11 PM

I always thought it was Beef Ace. I'll explain... Outback Steakhouse is the one place anyone thinks of when they hear the word "steak". One of steak's main ingredients is beef. Some might say that Outback are aces at steak. It's also the best place to get authentic Australian cuisine. I know that beeface is in Australia. I am pretty sure I cracked the code.

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 04:17 AM

that's surprisingly airtight deductive reasoning.

and dalton, i guess i can reschedule. i felt like a big dumb idiot sitting out front of staples center with my hot dog stand which had been converted into a spaghetti maker as i waited for your arrival. on the bright side, i did manage to sell some spaghetti, and no one got sick. progress!

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 08:21 AM

Posted Imagejust noticed this massive fuck up from last week. uhhh jump ahead one hundred episodes much!?

#18 the ostrich

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 08:42 AM

i tried making a joke about it last week before listening to the episode and realized that most people would read it as a comment about the pro version

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 06:58 PM

Technology is so lame. If Tawny had used a rotary phone we could have listened to how long the sound of the dial went and figured out Scott and Paul's phone numbers. I guess touch tone would be easier, but I'm going through a steampunk phase right now.

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Posted 02 February 2018 - 03:02 PM

View Postnohorseman, on 31 January 2018 - 08:21 AM, said:

Posted Imagejust noticed this massive fuck up from last week. uhhh jump ahead one hundred episodes much!?


Pretty good photoshop there, pal.