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2011 Earwolf Holiday Carol Contest Submissions

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We'll have more information about the contest posted soon on the Earwolf blog!

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Earwolf is hosting a holiday carol contest. We want you to create original or parody songs inspired by Earwolf. A winner will be selected, and have their song featured on the Earwolf blog. You’ll also receive a prize from the Earwolf store, and (drumroll, please) your song will be featured on an upcoming episode of an Earwolf show! Get more information on the contest here: http://www.earwolf.com/2011/12/tis-the-season-earwolf-holiday-carol-contest/

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What are you expecting as far as audio quality goes? I don't really know how to go about recording my song because I only have a flip camera, which seems terrible. I may be willing to buy a microphone or something, but I don't know if that would do anything more for the sound. I don't know anything about anything.

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Valerie, we're not picky regarding sound quality, as this contest is just for fun. There are some cost effective mics, if you are in the market for one, but your camera may do an alright job of recording. When I record, I try out a few rooms in the house, to find the best, most quiet spot for recording. Also, here's an audio forum topic that may be of some use to you: http://www.earwolf.com/forums/topic.php?id=604 Ultimately, we want to encourage you to submit a song, so as there's only a week left to enter yours, please don't worry about setting up an elaborate recording area. We look forward to hearing your submission!

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Earwolf is my life, which I think it pretty clear from my entry. I hope you like it.

Lyrics to “Listening to all Earwolf Podcasts” to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”

Earwolf shows, are you listening?
This is a chart exclusive
A cake bug's bite gives you the second sight
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

Bob Ducca is list-writing
Matt Besser is improvising
Harris plays Phish songs, while Scott moans and groans
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

In the secret hatch you'll hear forced laughter
Play “What Am I Thinking?” for a round
Hear ghost stories from the 1940s
You'll need a plane break just to calm you down

You'll play “RedFoo or SkyBlu”
Find out “What Would Nic Cage Do?”
You'll yell “Henderson”, listen to “Fluffhead”
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

An evil Kelsey Grammar
An idiot Huell Howser
Maya Angelou reads an awful poem
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

Psychic Andy is a fraud
And August Lindt is with God
If you like Reggie Watts, you'll love Weirder Scott
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

On Earwolf podcasts you'll hear Brett Gelman
Even though that dick should still be banned
Get the business from Mr. Jeff Ulrich
Howard Kremer's the summah's biggest fan

If it's not in your wheelhouse
Call Eardrop to whine about
El Chupacabra's pedophilia
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

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http://www.facebook.com/Earwolf look for the one by garrett cannon (me) you'll have my post that has my carol but if you can't find it i'll post it here if i'm breaking any rules please tell me and i'll delete this post thank you
here's my entrie in the earwolf christmas contest the 8 days of earwolf christmas

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a old dog with casey wilson!

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
... two smurfs, and a old dog with casey wilson!

on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
three wicker men, two smurfs, and a old dog with casey wilson

on the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
four chris hardwicks who made it snow, three wicker men, two smurfs, and a old dog with casey wilson

on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
five cyber thugs, four chris hardwicks who made it snow, three wicker men, two smurfs and a old dog with casey wilson

on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
six charts with howard kremer, five cyber thugs, four chris hardwicks who made it snow, three wicker men, two smurfs and a old dog with casey wilson

on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
seven bob duccas, six charts with howard kremer, five cyber thugs, four chris hardwicks who made it snow, three wicker men, two smurfs, and a old dog with casey wilson

on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me
eight wolf dens, seven bob duccas, six charts with howard kremer, five cyber thugs, four chris hardwicks who made it snow, three wicker men, two smurfs, and a old dog with casey wilson

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I love all of you and everything here! Great jobs. It's so touching that you spent your time doing this. Thank you very much.

And thanks to Julia for her "Rules Song" and for coming up with the idea and getting it done!

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Song in link format in next post. Sorry

All I want for Christmas is Brains (Mariah Zombie)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I’m just looking for something delicious
I crawled out of my grave alone
To make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is brains

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
Believe me if I could crawl
right down through your fireplace
I wouldn't leave gifts like Santa
I'd be gnawing on your face

I just want brains for my own
More than you could ever know
I died from chicken flu
But All I want for Christmas is your brain
baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on clawing
at the boards on your windows
I can't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
hopefully you won’t stay awake so
I can sneak up really quick
'Cause I just want your brains tonight
No matter how much you might fight
My guts fell on the stoop
But all I want for Christmas is Brains
baby

All the lights are blinding
I walk slow everywhere
And the sound of children's
screaming fills the air
And everyone is crying
I can smell delicious brains
Santa won't you bring me the brains I need
I’m so hungry I think I stink

I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I’m starving for some brains
Im Standing right outside your door
Oh I just want brains for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
But all I want for Christmas
is Brains

Brains

Brains

Brains

Brains...........

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The above song in link format.
http://snd.sc/tQMlP1

Sorry, I'm a Zombie how the fuck would I know?

All I want for Christmas is Brains (Mariah Zombie)
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I’m just looking for something delicious
I crawled out of my grave alone
To make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is brains
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
Believe me if I could crawl
right down through your fireplace
I wouldn't leave gifts like Santa
I'd be gnawing on your face
I just want brains for my own
More than you could ever know
I died from chicken flu
But All I want for Christmas is your brain
baby
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on clawing
at the boards on your windows
I can't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
hopefully you won’t stay awake so
I can sneak up really quick
'Cause I just want your brains tonight
No matter how much you might fight
My guts fell on the stoop
But all I want for Christmas is Brains
baby
All the lights are blinding
I walk slow everywhere
And the sound of children's
screaming fills the air
And everyone is crying
I can smell delicious brains
Santa won't you bring me the brains I need
I’m so hungry I think I stink
I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I’m starving for some brains
Im Standing right outside your door
Oh I just want brains for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
But all I want for Christmas
is Brains
Brains
Brains
Brains
Brains...........

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Thank you so much for your submissions, everyone! We really do appreciate the time you spent writing and recording these amazing carols. We'd like to congratulate the contest winner, Clay! Look out for an upcoming interview with him on the Earwolf blog, as well as hearing his song on at least one of our shows this week. Also, there's a chance a few of the other submissions may make their way onto shows this week as well. (Hint: Listen to today's Prof. Blastoff, as well as Who Charted? and The Wolf Den later this week.) Thank you again for writing these fantastic carols, and have a great holiday!

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Congratulations, Clay! My boyfriend has been singing your song all morning, ever since I told him which song won. I'm pretty sure I can call the cops on him for being emotionally abusive, because he knows that song is like my auditory rapist right now.

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