Battlefield Earth the Musical?

[RatBrain 0]

Wasn't sure where to post this, or if anyone has considered this before, but I would love for someone to create a song and dance musical based on Battlefield Earth. The overarching theme song would be based on leverage, and there would need to be a montage of the man-animals learning trigonometry and learning to fly harrier jets. Also if that big dummy Travolta could be convinced to reprise his part that would be preferable.

And to make this post relevant you should do a segment on that 'The Rock' movie, The Tooth Fairy. That or anything with 'The Vinn Diesel' in it. The two are pretty much interchangeable as far as I can tell.

[DunkinMaBawls 3]

Can we get a "Riverdance" version of this? Great time to pull Michael Flatley out of retirement. Sorry, when I hear "Battlefield Earth the Musical" I just think... tap dance and jazz hands...