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#21 Cameron H.

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Posted 12 May 2018 - 10:34 AM

Quick question: if Depp was Pearce, how’d he know Jolie would choose him? In fact, wasn’t he her *second* choice? Is their love so pure and magical that they were destined to be together?

Also, Alexander Pearce sounded like a real monster before he got his work done (i.e. balding with crooked cigarette-stained teeth). I’m not saying looks are everything, but it does seem surprising for someone who was the purportedly the love of Jolie’s life...
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Posted 13 May 2018 - 03:05 PM

View PostCameron H., on 12 May 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Quick question: if Depp was Pearce, how’d he know Jolie would choose him? In fact, wasn’t he her *second* choice? Is their love so pure and magical that they were destined to be together?

Also, Alexander Pearce sounded like a real monster before he got his work done (i.e. balding with crooked cigarette-stained teeth). I’m not saying looks are everything, but it does seem surprising for someone who was the purportedly the love of Jolie’s life...


I guess maybe Depp bought out the 4 seats on a crowded train so that there would be a high chance of Angelina Jolie sitting next to him? And guys, it was totally the 8:22 AM train.

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If it had been the 8:22 PM train, it would have shown up as 20h22 on the departures board. The same-ish board after 12 PM:

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So suck on that, doubters!

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Posted 13 May 2018 - 03:09 PM

Also, in the beginning at her 6 AM breakfast, she gets her usual, a croissant.

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But a bit later, on the table is a fucking pain au chocolat!

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HOW DARE THEY

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Posted 13 May 2018 - 03:39 PM

View Posttomspanks, on 13 May 2018 - 03:05 PM, said:


I guess maybe Depp bought out the 4 seats on a crowded train so that there would be a high chance of Angelina Jolie sitting next to him? And guys, it was totally the 8:22 AM train.

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If it had been the 8:22 PM train, it would have shown up as 20h22 on the departures board. The same-ish board after 12 PM:

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So suck on that, doubters!

Say what you want about The Tourist, but they really got the details right.

View Posttomspanks, on 13 May 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

Also, in the beginning at her 6 AM breakfast, she gets her usual, a croissant.

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But a bit later, on the table is a fucking pain au chocolat!

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HOW DARE THEY

Oh, never mind. Forget I said anything.