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The Shadow Within (2018)


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#1 Ryan Sz

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 06:03 PM

Lindsay Lohan's next movie is pure HDTGM, as evidence by the synopsis on IMDB.

"A private investigator must unravel the murder of her uncle while keeping the secret that she is a descendant from a line of werewolves."

Add to this that characters literally have names like Wolfe, Lycan, Uncle Harry, Bittencourt, and Colin Haroosen (basically pronounced like a howling wolf).
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Posted 10 June 2018 - 04:53 PM

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 06:56 PM

Shes not the lead role and doesnt even have a wolf pun name, she's just Patricia. Poor Lindsay.

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Posted 16 June 2018 - 05:32 AM

Didn't realize she wasn't the lead, what kind of kick in the pants to the ego is it knowing you basically got a supporting role in a bad movie simply because the studio could use your name to promote it?
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Posted 16 June 2018 - 05:51 PM

View PostRyan Sz, on 16 June 2018 - 05:32 AM, said:

Didn't realize she wasn't the lead, what kind of kick in the pants to the ego is it knowing you basically got a supporting role in a bad movie simply because the studio could use your name to promote it?


That movie poster is deceptive on the same level as Executive Decision making you think that Steven Segeal was a lead in the movie.