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Call Waiting for Godot

Hey girl, wanna be the Pompeii to my Mt. Vesuvius, so I can violently encase you in my hot flow?

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4 hours ago, Call-Waiting-For-Godot said:

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I'm Pure Guava and I'm here to say

I like to rap in a spitteth fire way

Volcano ash as I smash...your balls like Kurt Bevacqua 

All your sisters getting blisters...change my name to Pure Lava

Please welcome Pure Guava/Lava's backup band/menacing crew The Lavacadoes Featuring Lil' Guavamole as they come out from the shadows and do that Cypress Hill guy that's not B-Real barking repeating yowl hype man shit:

 

PURE LAVA??  Yeah,Yeah, Yoooooo....he's hot n' fruity, y'all

PURE LAVA!!! No No, Noooo.......not short like Flutie, y'all

PURE LAVA??? Yeah yeah yeah...if you try and mimic his flow your tongue will literally melt in your mouth, not in your hand, because your hand will have already been consumed by the cleansing fire, give in to the Pure Flame, heat rises you know.....Guava Pure-idice  is awaiting those willing to get ashed by his hot spurting nozzle

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