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Professor Plush

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Have all your bowel movements grow fur and teeth while turning into a gremlin like creature after it leaves your anus

Or

Get struck by lightning every time you have an orgasm

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I'm assuming the floor is open for questions, George? Great. Regarding the second scenario, can I only have orgasms during a thunderstorm?

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Can I control when they happen, or is Zeus throwing lightning bolts when he feels like it?

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Don't vote yet, Foam Corner! That's a classic Would You Rather blunder.

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Would you rather have a super genius bear follow you everywhere you go and obeys your every command as long as you sing it, and even continue at least humming all the time under penalty of mauling?

OR...

Have Non-Newtonian semi liquid/semi solid skin that melts as soon as you relax your body?

 

*EDIT* I clearly misunderstood/didn't even look at all at what this thread was.. where do I submit "would you rather"s for the P-Cast?

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