Laser tag is the tag of the past, Lasik tag is the only tag the future will see. Just Imagine: 10 optometrists in a steel cage, running around trying to tag one another while simultaneously performing complex vision-correction surgeries on themselves.

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Laser tag is the tag of the past, my boy. Picture this: 10 optometrists in a steel cage, running around  trying to tag one another while simultaneously performing complex laser-based vision-correction surgeries on themselves? Lasik tag is the only tag the future will ever know, my...man