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[William Baldwin]

Peep Measles.

Trick Knee.

Chaffed Chin Disorder.

Restless Arm Syndrome.

Wrinkle Rash.

Rug Rash.

Road Rash II For Sega Genesis.

Bob's Burgers.

Cheeseburgers.

Septupal Bypass Surgery.

Stomach Staple Shits.

Ducca-derived Withdrawal Syndrome.

Chronic Pain Syndrome.

China Syndrome.

Back Brace Bruises.

Easter Bunny Allergy.

Pancreatic Pleurisy.

Dyptheric DiscomBOBulation Disorder.

And, of course, Duccanosis.


Please come back, Bob. I cannot afford the medications for these ailments and I think the mobile home remedy I took yesterday has led to an ingrown intestinal infection.

[Julia Hays]

In Bob's absence I've developed a nasty case of solitude-induced syphilis.

Any other Affirmation Nation listeners suffering from new afflictions? I think Bob would want us to be here for one another. Though this may lead to us spreading communicable diseases among the fan base, which is a risk I'm willing to take.

[pbnews]

William Baldwin, on 08 April 2012 - 01:20 PM, said:

Road Rash II For Sega Genesis.

This one killed me. Well done, sir.

[William Baldwin]

It seems I have acquired more "health opportunities" since the absence of Bob.

Mother's Milkworm.

Roof Shingles.

Wood Piles.

Gomer Pyles.

Floral Allergy.

Loneliness induced Lethargy.

Introduction to Geology II.

Penile Psychosis.

Vaginal Psychosis.

Trick or Treat-a-nosis.

Baby Bumps.

Menstrual Mumps.

Sugar Lumps.

Lotto Fever.

Hay Fever.

Ho Fever.

I wave my hands in the air like I just don't care.

Induced Labor.

Induced Seizures.

Pizza Induced Palpatations.

Though this is challenging to me, I was happy to find out that my Wrinkle Rash is clearing up. But I would feel dishonest if I did not mention the worsening of my Duccanosis.

I hope you all are faring better with your ailments.... especially one Mr. Bob Ducca.

[D-Ron Dudley]

Testicular shrinkage

Toe nail farts

Elbow anal leakage

Blue eye balls

Pink knee hig sock

Blackened Wooden stool


Come back to us Bob!

[Chalkdust]

Symptomitis.

Droopy drawers.

Clown cheek.

Navel battles.

Insertion hysteria.

Corneal prisms.

Ectoplasm poisoning.

Intestinal solidification.

Gummi beard.

Cough Lundgren.

Narcophelia.

Kleptomancy.

Arachnipolio.

Scrotal walleting.

Pin chin.

Fly eye.

Rose nose.

Shrimp lips.

Bullet tongue.

I can't believe it's not diverticulitis.

[William Baldwin]

Cough Lundgren = excellent!

I heard that if you don't sanitize your hands after an encounter of Cough Lundgren, you could end up with a case of Sty Stallone.

[woodycanuck]

I have actually developed a few issues directly related to the absence of Affirmation Nation podcasts. These maladies include:

Irritable Bob Syndrome
Earwolf Infections
Scritti Politti Titty
Tooth Duccay

[TheeSean]

Peanut butter sand trapped
Jelly Bean Bed Sores
Spanish Fly Fishing
Pack rat-a-tat-tattle tale
Sticky syrup fingers
Bobbing for reruns

[Handinpants]

Since the absence of the illustrious Mr. Bob Ducca, I have come to suffer from the following ailments:

Type Two Silver Tongue Syndrome

Turf Toe

Mazel Toe

Stubbed Toe

Gout

Hitler Hands

Advanced Sagging Mattress Disorder

Kidney Stones

Kidney Beans

Acute Renal Failure

Lupus Nephertiti-itis

Ingrown Toenail

Ingrown Hairline

Pancreatitis

Pancakeatitis

Pancake Tits

Outraged Bile Ducts

Fallen Expectations

Distressed Duodenum

Depressed Breathing

Mirthless Humours

Raging Bull Fever

Whining Cough

I also suffer from Broken Goatee and an acute case of Scratch Neck.

Edited by Handinpants, 02 December 2012 - 10:01 AM.

[Delaware Destroyer]

Absence of Bob Concerns are as follows:
Antithesized Buffoon Cloppers

Drenched Ear Flap-floppers

Grandiose Hench Itchers

Jet-Kite Lollipoopers

Mitchell Nossled Odor-poppers

Quail-Raised Snake Trippers

Uninvited Venom Washers

Xanthic Yellow Zabaglioners

[Johnny Unusual]

I've had a few movie ailments I want to discuss with Bob.

Children of the Corns
Citizen Pains
Scar Wars
Ghostblisters
The Big Tennis Elbowski
Night of the Lepusrocy
Cinema Parasito
I'm Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick-Ass and I'm All Out of Blood Thinner
Open the Pod Bay Doors Halitosis

[Dan1326657700]

Chapped nips

[Johnny Unusual]

Nip Slips
Slipped Discs
Disc Chap
Chapped Lips
Lips Slip
Sunken Ships

[Delaware Destroyer]

Sunken Lips
Chapped Slips
Disced Nips
Loosely Shipped Lists

Shaken Phlo-Bot's lobotomies
Swift-wicker-sweatered Slick-buttered sweetened jelly buns
Ringed Worm-Hole-a-Hooping Jumping Jack-and-Jilled Jenny Marbles
Leaking Shower Bed-Head
Fungal Inflection

[Johnny Unusual]

Here are a few podcast related ailments I have been suffering from as of late:

STD with Marc Maron
Poor Quality of This American Life
Judge John Hodgkin's Lymphoma
Comedy Pang Pangs
The Hurtist
Varicose Vinyl Cafe

[Delaware Destroyer]

I have a few podcast ailments as well:

Crashing into TJ Hooker
This Shriek with Scary Killer
You farted!
Smelmania
Eardrop-ings
Castlerats

I also found some remedies/support groups I'd like to share:

Swilling with Dentures Hour
Improve 2 Humans: self help with Matt Better
Professor Gets His Cast Off...

[Johnny Unusual]

A Few More Podcast related Illnesses

Scarbro County
SMODclap
The Sound of Young Amnesia
The Pod Deaf Tompkast
Apprehension Nation

[Johnny Unusual]

Here are a series of seasonal medicines and remedies that I hope will get you through the holiday season.

Turkey rubbed with aloe and St. John's wart
Mashed Potatoes with green onion and echinacea
Cranberry Sauce Enema
Green Bean Cassarole with Durkey Fried Onions Therapy
Viagravy
and, of course,
Nyquil Nog

[Delaware Destroyer]

The new year has me thinking of past failed resolutions... well, I've begun to re purpose some items around the house.

Treadmill Clothes Hanger
Health food door stopper
Left over cigarette pencils
Stack of books- book shelf
well intentioned neglect cape

So far, these are all more trouble than they are worth... except the neglect cape which is a keeper.