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Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:01 PM

Just because Paul is hard at work down in New Orleans doesn't mean we can't make time to watch a shitty movie. And trust us, this week's movie is one of the shittiest. We're finally tackling one of our most highly requested movies, so prepare yourself and we'll see you next week!

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 12:01 AM

I've never even heard of this movie & Im a bad movie connoisseur.

Great thing about Gary Oldman is, for better or worse, he'll sell out his performance 100 percent... which, from the sound of the trailer, looks like we'll have 100 percent of high-intensity crap this week

In the vein of Tropic Thunder, Gary Oldman has 'Gone Full On Midget'.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 01:43 AM

You know this film is going to be legendary, since people thought this YouTube trailer was just a joke for years. It's not enough to just listen to the trailer on the minisode, guys. You've got to see it to believe it...

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:38 AM

Smashmouth is awful and they ruined "Why can't we be friends?" Song's by WAR.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:06 AM

I only became aware of this via the forums here in the last week.. and it is shockingly poor. This was criticized on so many levels for just being poor.. one big criticism from little people and doctors was the idea that the couple are afraid their child will be little.. When since neither are the chances are highly unlikely.. but that doesn't stop the movie ignoring the fact or have the characters find that out.. as normal human beings would.

I'm also shocked that Paul wont spring for 2 or 3 DVD's of a movie to make the show! ;)

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:02 AM

i guess it literally was a....MINIsode......was that in poor taste?

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:27 AM

This cannot be real. Late April fools joke?

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:56 AM

Pants on the new theme - the old is a great rockin' tune...I d/led Tiptoes a while ago just to watch it since it looks so crazy. Can't wait to hear the show!
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:13 AM

That trailer looks like a bad MadTV sketch. Holy cow!

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:42 AM

Whoa.... no idea this movie existed.... I am terrified.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:28 PM

My face during the trailer...

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I still refuse to believe this is a real movie.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:25 PM

If this were a Crispin Glover film, he would have even had midgets playing the regular-sized people...and they would have had Down's Syndrome.

This movie needs to be playing on a TV in the background of an episode of The League next season or something.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:50 PM

Jesus, the foreheads would be ENORMOUS...
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:05 PM

WHY THE SHIT IS SHE WEARING A DOG COLLAR THE WHOLE TRAILER IN ALL CAPS

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:12 PM

I am legit scared to watch this.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:08 PM

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Not only is McConaughey the only regular sized person, but they're a family of Jewish dwarfs? I don't know why but that makes it exponentially crazier to me.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:24 AM

I got really wasted last night and started watching this movie. I can't remember much, but what I do recall is fucking weird. Like the trailer didn't show enough, it shows the girl going down on the guy right in the trailer. Which was weird....

I think there was a scene where midget Gary Oldman was getting his ass kicked by a regular sized dude and they were playing like, whimsical funny music.

I think David Alan Grier was wearing a wig while fucking a midget in a in a room made of windows in the middle of a party, too.

Something about Peter Dinklage in a motel with a hooker and a gun under his pillow. I dont know why he was an angry frenchman.

I might need to rewatch this thing sober, but I think I might probably want to just keep my recollections the way they are.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 02:51 PM

They've got hurricanes (the drink) all over New Orleans - get 'em at Pat O'Briens & nevermind the diabetic coma that follows afterwards. Can't wait to see this movie & hear the podcast!

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

View PostShannon, on 17 April 2012 - 03:28 PM, said:

My face during the trailer...

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I still refuse to believe this is a real movie.

I think I made that face repeatedly when my wife and I watched Birdemic: Shock and Terror.

And The Wicker Man.

And Season of the Witch.

And Trespass...
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 04:57 PM

Smashmouth is NOT War. goddam.