Guten tag, Earwolf fans! If you're like us, you find Pete Holmes yelling to be infinitely hilarious, and in this episode of Who Charted you can hear him do it in numerous accents. Nazis, Asian women, Jerry Seinfeld... they're all here to discuss the Billboard Tastemakers Album chart and to coax eggs from Hermes the Chart Goose. Just make sure yo mama doesn't tune in with you!
Oho no. Oh no no no. I'm not ready for this. NO ONE is ready for this. Kulap AND Pete... TOGETHER?!?!
Batten down the Professor's hatch!
Tell the Apple Sisters to duck and cover!
Close the border gates to Sklarbro Country!
Someone get Bob Ducca on the line!
Oh, the improv4humanity!
Whisk Scott & Reggie onto Earwolf One!
Quickly now, before this assuredly chartocalyptic GIGGLE FIT consumes us all!
The Wolf DEAD! THE WOLF DEA-- *kssssshhhhhhhhhhhh*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, oh Pete is such a bulldozer of joy i'm smiling from the very middle of myself.
Quickly, Opeth and Porcupine tree have been around for a combined total of like 45 years now, and they've worked extensively with each other's bands (steven wilson from P.T. produced some of Opeth's albums)
Howie might be the only one among the three chartists on the show today to get down with metal, so check Opeth out for sure. Just saw them in Chicago recently, fucking thrilling, and I still think they're the best metal band around.
A rather evil song, 'The Grand Conjuration'
I imagine ku ku and her shaman chasing out Steve Agee apparitions to this
i want to stand up for Opeth and Porcupine Tree, but i can't stop laughing. hahah.
fuckin so funny, this episode. this is like the best episode ever. fucking Pete, hoooooly crap. the energy he brings outta H and K is amazing. i can't listen to this one in public.
Pete is one of those guys who really grew on me. Now I can't get enough. And by "can't get enough" I mean that I cannot stop rubbing dead birds on my nethers.
FWIW, Polynesians are Caucasian, as much as this means anything (the darkest-complected Sri Lankans are Caucasians, too). Hence the pale loonies always resorting to "Aryan" and such for their determination of Master Races.
Rotten Tomatoes takes into account the assessments of That Guy in the bar whose WordPress blog is all about who Really Should be Caucasian, but also reviews films. Why people give it any credence, dunno...but, then, I'm clearly out of step...even if a friendly acquaintance of mine wasn't the survivor of what the court defined as a sexual assault misdemeanor peformed by Anthony Kiedis (and his lawyers hadn't wasted my time at work one day interviewing me to see if they wanted me testifying), I've always found the RHCP a buncha whiny bores. No Operation Ivy, etc., they.