Are you a 30th monkey? Find out by listening to Adam McKay and Chris Gethard in this week's bonus cut. Just make sure you're on the right side of history, or you'll end up living like a hobo in the woods.
This makes me want to start calling thermoses "dick bottles," even though I know I can't. I love ironically pretending to be a dumb homophobe, but in real life it's hard to do this without getting mistaken for the real thing.