Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:40 PM
You could make the bird shit guns work. Just make it an official thing, where to get new bird shit ammunition you must justify the firing of your previous dose of bird shit. To cover the cost of this new bird shit infrastructure you could make the proceedings into a reality show called "Bird Shit That Asshole!" With a different celebrity judge each week, deciding whether someone is truly an asshole deserving a bird shit covered windshield or not.