The First Annual HDTGM Awards
Posted 26 June 2012 - 12:28 PM
Obviously we need a "Worst Movie" one, and Worst Actor, Actress, etc. That goes without saying. Here's some other ideas:
Literally the Worst Sports Scene (this one was mentioned on the podcast)
Literally the Worst Use of CGI (I nominate "Godzilla" and "The Creepy Joker Smiles in Old Dogs)
Literally the Most Insane Screenplay (good-insane)
Literally the Most Convoluted Screenplay (bad-insane. Read: Pluto Nash).
You get it. They say "literally" a lot. Anyway...
Best Scene in a Bad Movie (A scene in a terrible movie that's actually well-executed, like the explosion in Absuction)
Most Insane Bathroom Scene (Think about it. There's a lot. Leprechaun in the Hood, Old Dogs, All About Steve...I could go on)
Anyway, any other ideas?
Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:01 PM
Biggest WTF? moment
Biggest Plot Hole (Speed 2 seemed to have a ton of them)
Worst Superhero movie (Catwoman, Green Lantern)
Worst Slumming Actor - Worst case of a great actor taking a shitty role in a shitty movie for $$, vanity, etc.
Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:32 PM
Most On The Wagon (i.e. biggest % decrease in L-bombs since last year)
Minuteman Award (episode with the shortest amount of time before someone says it)
Marathon Man Award (episode with the longest amount of time before someone caves)
Most Heartbreaking (sorry, I've already got this one picked out)
Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:41 PM
Most Unintentionally Incompetent Male Character (Willem DaFoe, Speed 2, for instance)
Most Unintentionally Incompetent Female Character (Saundra Bullock, for either All About Steve or Speed 2)
Best Villain (I've gotta say Sharon Stone for Catwoman)
Worst Villain (It's gotta be Eddie Murphy right?)
Worst "Best Friend" Character
Most Inexplicable Side Character (a character whose presense in the movie just makes no sense. Like the Psychologist from The Room, or the forest hippie from Birdemic)
Best Main-Character-Versus Himself-Faceoff
(Superman vs. Clark Kent against Eddie Murphie vs. Eddie Murphy in Pluto Nash)
Posted 26 June 2012 - 04:22 PM
Whoa, I had that same exact name idea earlier without even seeing this. If that doesn't cement it, I don't know what will.
Posted 26 June 2012 - 04:25 PM
Biggest moment of dumbstruck confusion.
Good Guy who makes things worse.
Like in Armored. Where if the guy just went, ok and left and called the cops. No one would have died and the millions of dollars wouldn't have been destroyed.
Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:40 PM
-Worst Performance by an Academy Award-winning Actor/Actress
-Best Unintentional Comedy
-Worst Intentional Comedy
-Worst Adaptation (of a book, comic, TV show, remake, etc.)
-How Did I Get Through This "How Did It Get Made"? (most difficult film to sit through for the show)
-"Not the Bees!" (Best Animal Performance...other than the bees, because they've got that shit locked DOWN)
-Most Unbelievable Plot
-Worst Action Lead
-Worst Romantic Lead
If there's going to be a musical award, I suggest that you spread the nominees out throughout the course of the episode before giving it out.