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This makes me cringe and feel bad inside, especially after seeing the number of views.

 

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I'm not sure if you're familiar with the work of VonHummer, but he is a Portland cable access treasure whose entire program (aside from his musical numbers) is spoken in complete gibberish with absurd English subtitles.

Here's a choice clip from his program:

 

And the link to his extensive youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/user/vonHummer

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This makes me cringe and feel bad inside, especially after seeing the number of views.

 

I looked around at several of their videos. All awful, but I think the reason they have such high view rates is that they're about babies. Babies are possibly second only to cats in popularity on the net. Porn leaves both far behind. Sorry, none of that is likely to make any of us feel better.

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I picked up an 1985 Child Safety PSA last week for 33 cents. It was well it worth it for a few clips, including one where the man tells kids about a guy dressing up as Michael Jackson and hurting kids, and that the real Michael Jackson would never do that.

 

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I picked up an 1985 Child Safety PSA last week for 33 cents. It was well it worth it for a few clips, including one where the man tells kids about a guy dressing up as Michael Jackson and hurting kids, and that the real Michael Jackson would never do that.

 

The way this guy is fondling that poster in front of those children makes this clip uncomfortable enough to be on the podcast. Then there's the whole Michael Jackson thing...

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The way this guy is fondling that poster in front of those children makes this clip uncomfortable enough to be on the podcast. Then there's the whole Michael Jackson thing...

 

Haha yeah. My friend and I lost our shit when Michael Jackson appeared. While the guy is doing a good thing (and is still continuing to teach based on my searching), he comes off as super creepy during a couple of moments.

 

I put up 3 other short clips from it too if you didn't see. I'd suggest checking them out if you enjoyed that one. There's a funny freeze frame and music in the

, great reaction shots of kids in the
, and more
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here's a palette cleanser after that horrific booger video

 

Thanks, I actually did need to see Steve Coogan after that booger clip, I'm not usually very squeamish.

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Jason David Frank was the white ranger on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and is now, I believe, an MMA fighter. His FB videos from his "Wizard World" Philadelphia appearances are very special.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152226478121687

Here he does a very good impression of fellow celeb Capt. Jack Sparrow

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152226364176687

"BOOM you see that?!"

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152219832151687&set=vb.270759951686

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Here's a group of monk-lookin dudes playing a brass cover of Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir" while levitating around and wearing hats which are on fire.

 

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This is like a porn movie with out sex. your just waiting for something to happen but nothing ever does. Mind you if ever you wanted to see Arnold Schwarzenegger do an adult movie this is most likely what it would be like.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQrCkjmGvk

I give you the Arnold Schwarzenegger work out video,

 

Forward to the 33min mark I wounder how many times arnold hit on poor Rachel, I feel so sorry for her. she looks like shes pissed off or thinking I am just here for the money creap. watch Arnold's hands, he touchs her ass a lot.. 31:34 mark

 

The music is the perfect touch to all of this. I warn you, if you've got family in the other room or are at work. this may get you into trouble just on the music alone.

 

Arnold asks Rachel "and now we are going to do a little move, I like to call a Happy ending."; "Rachael would you assist me? "

Rachel's respond to arnold, "DON'T TOUCH ME YOU JERK!"

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one of the most crazy made for cable tv movies of all time.

ladys and gentlemen I give you

 

 

Happy canada day!

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That's got Lawsuit written all over it. they couldn't use any of Elvis music in

movie yet they can in a indian food snack ad.

 

Ah well, this was made back in the 80s as far as I can tell. I can remember living in Asia around that time, it was amazing and hilarious to see so much North American "Intellectual Property" used blatantly, slyly and foolishly on so many advertisements and products. In Taiwan some of my favorites were "Falix The Cat" for Felix, and "Bateman" for Batman. It was very strange to see a 5 story building covered with paintings and even statues of "Bateman" all over the place. A few weeks before it had all been "Batman."

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Also, the song name-checks Kathmandu as a place where one can find turbans and vindaloo, which is weird since it's the capitol of Nepal. You're more likely to find those things anywhere from Scottsdale, Arizona to Edinburgh, Scotland than in Nepal.

 

Yes, I am correcting the geographical demographics in the song lyrics of an Elvis knock-off jingle in an Indian snack food commercial. I am satisfied with my life choices.

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