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#1 Julia Hays

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 11:58 AM

Special Earwolf assignment: What are your favorite quotes from our shows? If you can provide episode numbers and timestamps, that's even better! GO!
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:43 PM

CBB Ep 176. 50.28 "A jungle condom need is when you are going so far deep in to that pussy you know your not coming out civilised"

You could start at the beginning of Leykis' rap at 49:52.

"You even been double teamed by the ghost of two twin towers... ...Twin tower double penetration? Double penetration from two twin towers baby!" 1:03:45 - 1:04:10

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:58 PM

Episode 73 of CBB (CDR at the time) at 23:47 Bill Cosby-Bukowski saying "now get outta here before I stab you biii**ch" for some reason always makes me laugh.

Also episode 23 at 16:02 Paul F. Tompkins saying "Tig, I'm gonna ask you to shut your mouth"

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 02:34 PM

Episode 76. "Can he sing Jeremy Piven?"
"Yes, sing Jeremy Piven for us, please."

68:00. Boom! This is happening.

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 10:58 PM

Episode 150. "KNIFE GRAB!"

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 05:06 PM

CBB episode 102 at 1:05:00 "You are correct, he died of 'butt disease'"
episode 89 at 16:09 "I am 5 foot 10 years old"

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 02:51 AM

From episode 12 (i think) of CBB, Howard Kremer talking about rappers shooting each other, and how you never turn on the news and hear "The rock group KISS has been assassinated by a rival group of jews dressed as monsters".

Looked it up, it is ep 12, and it's at around 15:55.

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 08:38 AM

Maybe it's not so quotable, but a great moment in CBB is in EP111 (about 58 minutes in) when Scott Aukerman and Brett Gelman are talking about guest David Guy Levy, referring to him as a stupid person. That made me laugh. The episode also features the great Gelrap "Hi! How Are You".

http://www.earwolf.c...hi-how-are-you/

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 11:46 AM

Episode 167 58:51

“New No-No. Uh, if you’re my dad, then uh, I should be able to make you my son. If you call me son, I should be able to adopt you and call you son. Raise you. Support you. Feed and Clothe you. New No-No: Dad’s the son now!”

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:41 PM

Ep 3 of Analyze Phish, at about 47:40

"Oh, I got a one minute handjob at a Cowboy Mouth concert"
- Harris Wittles

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 08:51 PM

hyE...guys.!

good mg..ebuddy..!

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 11:05 AM

B, gimmie a Z. O, gimmie an A. B, gimmie a Z...B, gimmie another Z. Y, gimmie a U. Your name is Zazzu!

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:13 PM

From Affirmation Nation - Ms. Hardtar's Dog

"She had taken a vow of sexual undesirability"
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Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:35 PM

Bill Cosby Bukowski- "Shut the fuck up Tempist Bledsoe. I will fucking Tempist Bleed you out." and who could forget? "Shut up Kisha Knight Pullium. I will Kisha Knight Pull all of your hair out and make a sandwhich out of that and feed the sandwhich to your butt." and of course, "shut the fuck up Theo. This is your first and only Malcom Jamal Warning." Cosby Bukowski might be my favorite.

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 10:01 AM

Colt Cabana sent me here. Great work guys!

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 12:20 PM

Let me tell you about President Obamacare. There is going to be a change in this country...
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:18 AM

I don't remember any exact quotes but I loved conversation on the HDTGM podcast where they were talking about the spaghetti robot from Judge Dredd, it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard on a podcast
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 01:11 PM

"First of all, Barack HUSSEIN Obama?"

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 08:53 PM

CBB, Time Bobby, PFT as LALW recounting the 3 Men and A Baby ghost story which turned out to just be William Shatner drowning his wife.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 01:54 PM

"You're name is Zazzu." Comedy Bang Bang, Episode 182:Repeat Your Keyword

Joe Wengert as Arthur Steinborn 43:28. I had to pull my car over to process that moment.
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