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[Julia Hays]

Special Earwolf assignment: What are your favorite quotes from our shows? If you can provide episode numbers and timestamps, that's even better! GO!

[Bortess]

CBB Ep 176. 50.28 "A jungle condom need is when you are going so far deep in to that pussy you know your not coming out civilised"

You could start at the beginning of Leykis' rap at 49:52.

"You even been double teamed by the ghost of two twin towers... ...Twin tower double penetration? Double penetration from two twin towers baby!" 1:03:45 - 1:04:10

[Henry]

Episode 73 of CBB (CDR at the time) at 23:47 Bill Cosby-Bukowski saying "now get outta here before I stab you biii**ch" for some reason always makes me laugh.

Also episode 23 at 16:02 Paul F. Tompkins saying "Tig, I'm gonna ask you to shut your mouth"

[VampiresVampiresVampires]

Episode 76. "Can he sing Jeremy Piven?"
"Yes, sing Jeremy Piven for us, please."

68:00. Boom! This is happening.

[ephmrl]

Episode 150. "KNIFE GRAB!"

[Henry]

CBB episode 102 at 1:05:00 "You are correct, he died of 'butt disease'"
episode 89 at 16:09 "I am 5 foot 10 years old"

[Snato]

From episode 12 (i think) of CBB, Howard Kremer talking about rappers shooting each other, and how you never turn on the news and hear "The rock group KISS has been assassinated by a rival group of jews dressed as monsters".

Looked it up, it is ep 12, and it's at around 15:55.

[RawheadNick]

Maybe it's not so quotable, but a great moment in CBB is in EP111 (about 58 minutes in) when Scott Aukerman and Brett Gelman are talking about guest David Guy Levy, referring to him as a stupid person. That made me laugh. The episode also features the great Gelrap "Hi! How Are You".

http://www.earwolf.c...hi-how-are-you/

[Seth Buchanan]

Episode 167 58:51

“New No-No. Uh, if you’re my dad, then uh, I should be able to make you my son. If you call me son, I should be able to adopt you and call you son. Raise you. Support you. Feed and Clothe you. New No-No: Dad’s the son now!”

[Snato]

Ep 3 of Analyze Phish, at about 47:40

"Oh, I got a one minute handjob at a Cowboy Mouth concert"
- Harris Wittles

[charliejames]

hyE...guys.!

good mg..ebuddy..!

[KlooKloo]

B, gimmie a Z. O, gimmie an A. B, gimmie a Z...B, gimmie another Z. Y, gimmie a U. Your name is Zazzu!

[Johnny Unusual]

From Affirmation Nation - Ms. Hardtar's Dog

"She had taken a vow of sexual undesirability"

[mitch cuellar]

Bill Cosby Bukowski- "Shut the fuck up Tempist Bledsoe. I will fucking Tempist Bleed you out." and who could forget? "Shut up Kisha Knight Pullium. I will Kisha Knight Pull all of your hair out and make a sandwhich out of that and feed the sandwhich to your butt." and of course, "shut the fuck up Theo. This is your first and only Malcom Jamal Warning." Cosby Bukowski might be my favorite.

[badmoviesrock]

Colt Cabana sent me here. Great work guys!

[Johnny Unusual]

Let me tell you about President Obamacare. There is going to be a change in this country...

[grkpektis]

I don't remember any exact quotes but I loved conversation on the HDTGM podcast where they were talking about the spaghetti robot from Judge Dredd, it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard on a podcast

[justinmh05]

"First of all, Barack HUSSEIN Obama?"

[RIP Spirit Bear]

CBB, Time Bobby, PFT as LALW recounting the 3 Men and A Baby ghost story which turned out to just be William Shatner drowning his wife.

[RocHoover]

"You're name is Zazzu." Comedy Bang Bang, Episode 182:Repeat Your Keyword

Joe Wengert as Arthur Steinborn 43:28. I had to pull my car over to process that moment.