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Hard Target (1993)

Van Damme Van Damage JCVD

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#1 Blake L

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:30 AM

Van Damme, jheri curl, crossbow, new orleans

#2 Blake L

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:32 AM

Van Damme, jheri curl, crossbow, new orleans

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 08:26 AM

I would like to see this back at the top because I am re-watching it... and it is amazeballs!

Some of the best JCVD one liners. Wilford Brimley doing a cajun accent. Ultimate mullet! Yancy Butler's very distracting eyebrows. Lance Henriksen and Arnold Vosloo are the bad guys.

All this and some crazy - and I mean CRAZY - action scenes.

This is a must for the show!

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 10:23 AM

"What kind of name is Chance?"

"Well...my momma took one."

#5 jerrycanada

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 05:20 PM

I think they should still do the quest, directed by Jean-Claude Van Damme and staring Jean-Claude Van Damme.. it's like the room but with action and Roger Moore..

http://forum.earwolf...3978-the-quest/

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:31 AM

Boy Jean-Claude Van Damme got some serious 80's ass hole hair in this movie.
Question does he drive a el camino in this movie? because i know that guy, he lived in my neighborhood!

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:53 AM

View Postjarrycanada, on 16 August 2013 - 11:31 AM, said:

Boy Jean-Claude Van Damme got some serious 80's ass hole hair in this movie.
Question does he drive a el camino in this movie? because i know that guy, he lived in my neighborhood!

That guy lived in EVERY neighborhood!
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#8 Ripley_the_Cat

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 11:38 PM

We watched this movie, not expecting much beyond a beat-em-up action flick, and HOT DAMN! it was hilarious. Seriously, JCVD playing a "ragin' cajun", a woman with terrifying eyebrows, director John Woo and his love of using birds in film, wonderful dialogue, a fight scene in a warehouse/ parade float storage center, and above all, WILFORD BRIMLEY! Diabeetus for all!

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 06:07 PM

This is a really stupid movie, but it is also fun. There are probably worse JCVD movies, but this one is a great choice.


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 10:09 PM

Holy shit, i'm more than a bit stunned this wasn't on here already.

JCVD's mullet is so thoroughly showcased in this movie it should get its own acting credit and SAG card.

Lance Henriksen is a bad guy who uses a pistol that only fires one shot before it needs to be reloaded. And at one point was actually set on fire, and the take of him tearing off a burning jacket is still in the movie.

Oh and Wilford Brimley shows up and speaks creole. God what a delightful movie.

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 10:16 PM

God dammit. Of course it was already on here. It would have been far too glaring an oversight.

My mistake.

#12 Rattrap007

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 03:17 AM

plus he punches a god damn snake and KOs it.

#13 Lando

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Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:29 AM

Within the past year I instituted a policy if you will that if it has JCVD in it and I run across it I am watching it. Right now Hard Target is fitting that description.
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#14 Zeuz's Lazy Eye

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 04:09 PM

Just for the sake of them breaking down this part of the movie...

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 04:12 PM

Sorry, just checked and realized somebody already created a thread for this my bad.

I still stand by it though LOL

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 01:47 AM

Relevant.



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#17 Ofcoursemyhorse

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 01:51 AM

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Also, Jean Claude is offended that any of us dare suggest this movie.

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 11:13 AM

It's the best "rich people hunting the poor for sport" movie to ever star Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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Posted 06 August 2015 - 11:39 AM

This movie is fucking awesome!

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Posted 06 August 2015 - 11:41 AM