Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:23 AM
One of my favorite parts of this show is when someone just bursts out laughing.
I want to thank the reality SHOW show for the great public service they provide. Giving me all the need-to-know information on the Bachelor so I don't have to watch it. Judging from the clips that were played, the music alone would drive me out of the room.
And now for what I'm pretty sure everyone has been waiting for in eager anticipation, my Snooki & JWoww recap!
Snooki gets Lumineers. And they look awful. Before this episode I was unfamiliar with the concept of Lumineers/Veneers, so I looked it up. What surprised me the most is that it's relatively permanent, which boggles my mind that anyone would ever permanently do that to themselves.
We also learn that Snooki and her fiancé Jionni live in the basement of Jionni's parent's house. At first I thought this was weird because of how much money Snooki has, and why would anyone purposely do that to themselves. Then I realized that this was actually pretty smart of them to realize that the two of them combined are not smart enough to keep a baby alive, so living in the basement means instant childcare. Of course these are the same people who raised Jionni, who then grew up and thought it would be a great idea to have unprotected sex with Snooki, so their child-rearing expertise is also brought into question.