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Colfax McLiverneck

Member Since 25 Sep 2015
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And furthermore, what kind of plebian name is Auckerman? Were your forbears purveyors o...

Yesterday, 08:59 AM

And furthermore, what kind of plebian name is Auckerman? Were your forbears purveyors of auckers? Or were they penguins? I bet they were penguins.

How dare you impugn my family name, Mr. Auckerman! The McLivernecks came over from...

Yesterday, 08:16 AM

How dare you impugn my family name, Mr. Auckerman! The McLivernecks came over from Scottish Montenegro on the Cornflower in 1621!!

Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and stop corn from being domesticated by ancie...

Yesterday, 05:40 AM

Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and stop corn from being domesticated by ancient méso-américains, this catchphrase does not exist.

Why yes, I am the Colonel. But you can call me El Colon.

Yesterday, 05:39 AM

Why yes, I am the Colonel. But you can call me El Colon.

Well my name is Corny Cornhole and I’m here to say / Yo mamma likes my Corn Cob in spec...

Yesterday, 05:39 AM

Well my name is Corny Cornhole and I’m here to say / Yo mamma likes my Corn Cob in special way