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  1. EricWeaver
    I'm the lean mean dancing machine. Yas queen, I'm Ben Vereen.
  2. EricWeaver
    There are no stupid questions, but there are cupid questions, like 'Where'd you get dem arrows, lil buddy?'
  3. EricWeaver
    Ludacris looted the loft for Kris Kross' last Krispy Kreme.
  4. EricWeaver
    I now know that Bono ate no tripe at Michael Stipe's bonfire tonight.
  5. EricWeaver
    On the hit show Hoppy Doys, Fanzie's catchphrase was "Ooooooooo!"
  6. EricWeaver
    Go lick some fudge, you lucky pudge
  7. EricWeaver
    Koala! Kangaroo! That's not a knife! Shrimp on the barbie! Fosters! Vegemite! No rules just right! Thongs! Coriolis effect! I'M ONE OF YOU NOW.
  8. EricWeaver
    15 years ago, we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and a Steve Jobs zombie feasting on human brains.
  9. EricWeaver
    Mandy Patinkin's kin are his ma, pa, and a randy Rin Tin Tin
  10. EricWeaver
    My favorite Radiohead song is "Karma Chameleon": "Arrest this man / he comes and goes / he comes and goes"
  11. EricWeaver
    As I see more of Morrissey, I'm less & less likely to lease the mall to Les Paul
  12. EricWeaver
    A mushroom in my bedroom, a morel in my hotel, and a truffle in my duffle. I guess you'd call me a fun ... person.
  13. EricWeaver
    You sold your feet to buy me sunglasses? But I sold my eyeballs to buy you roller skates! A classic O'Henry sitch!
  14. EricWeaver
    Elvis Costello was a hero to most but he never meant shit to Nieve.
  15. EricWeaver
    I knew You Don't Know Jack. You Don't Know Jack was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no You Don't Know Jack.
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