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Chicago Shows announced!

27 February 2018 - 11:15 AM



The Chicago debut of How Did This Get Made?, two shows at Athenaeum Theatre, 6/2


Tickets go on sale Friday, March 2, at 10am central via onioncomedyfest.com, where you can find all of this information and more. We hope to see you there.

Guys, I'm pumped.

Blast From the Past (1999)

21 September 2017 - 08:17 AM

My friend and I were joking halfheartedly about the news cycle and this movie came up. Good lord its weird.

A naive man (Brendan Fraser) comes out into the world after spending 35 years in a nuclear fallout shelter.

My First Wedding (2006)

23 August 2017 - 09:29 AM

The synopsis of this movie alone qualifies.

From IMDB:
A young carpenter is mistaken for a Catholic priest and sustains the misunderstanding to seduce a girl.

Longer from Wikipedia:
When Vanessa (Rachael Leigh Cook), who is about to marry, starts fantasizing about every man she sees, she seeks refuge in the church confessional. After pouring out her soul to the priest (Kenny Doughty) inside, Vanessa asks him to remain by her side to help her remain faithful to her fiance until the big day. However, the man she believes to be a priest is actually a carpenter who was repairing the confessional, and he has fallen head over heels in love with the jittery bride.

Its so so so bad. I honestly don't know how it made it past the pitch phase.