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In Topic: Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

14 June 2018 - 04:32 PM

View PostThe Triple Lindy, on 14 June 2018 - 09:49 AM, said:

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Well it looks like we need to build ourselves a satellite to make a hurricane then.

In Topic: Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

14 June 2018 - 04:30 PM

View PostEvRobert, on 14 June 2018 - 02:11 PM, said:

It's been a couple of years since I've read Diablo Cody's book Candy Girl, but if I remember correctly, she says that she had to pay a fee to the club to dance and a certain percentage of her tips went to the house or maybe it was a percentage of their lap dances went to the house or something.

OZARK also utilized the Strip Club model. They also did a thing where you buy a tank of gas you get a burger for free or something. There was a restaurant that just opened up near me where when you order you get your app, drink, entree and dessert. I think there would be a way to cook the books using that method too.Your moving product but your app and dessert isn't as big or something.

Also from Ozark, a church is a cash heavy industry.

I have friends that are hairdressers and they have to pay a "chair rental" to the salon, that could be another small cash heavy business a person could invest in.

The gym membership though, that's brilliant.


I was just about to grab my copy I bought from one of the library book sales I worked to do even more research while i recover from getting the nerves in my back semi burned (the joys of herniated disc / pressed nerve fun)!
Sidenote I'm a volunteer of my library's Friend's Association and my god has it enabled my book buying addiction. Four or five sales a year with books at a dollar and 50 cents a pop and half off on Fridays/ a dollar a bag on Saturdays... it's like giving a druggie access to the warehouse that they stash the drugs seized by the cops. PLUS we just started a deal with a local resale shop to sell our nicest books there for a higher price (red a dollar for paper backs and $2 for hard cover up to a whopping $5 for the really nice sometimes super pricey art coffee books we get in) It's a miracle I have room to move in my house. If you want to buy books cheap and help your local library see if they have any sales throughout the year.) What i'm saying is I will soon be found dead hordes style with cats nibbling my exposed limbs after a tragic book avalanche and I'm ok with that.

In Topic: Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

13 June 2018 - 12:37 PM

View Postsycasey 2.0, on 13 June 2018 - 12:25 PM, said:


Must have been tough with all the lezzos around.

View Postsycasey 2.0, on 13 June 2018 - 12:25 PM, said:


Must have been tough with all the lezzos around.


No the real hard part was having to smuggle their damn cigarettes to their fucking raft.

In Topic: Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

13 June 2018 - 10:41 AM

View Postgrudlian., on 13 June 2018 - 10:11 AM, said:

If I stole $600 million, I'm not looking to work ever again. I'm certainly not managing a strip club. Once I wash enough cash to live the rest of my life, I'd probably throw it into stocks.


I mean you don't have to RUN it. I just think it would be a great way to clean money and make a profit. Open up a bunch all over the country maybe go international and live off yacht cruising from one luxury marina to the next or whatever floats your boat (I had to.. the pun was just THERE). I would give you a reason to have a lot of money coming in and would keep even more money coming in.

In Topic: Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

13 June 2018 - 09:38 AM

View PostPollyDarton, on 13 June 2018 - 08:08 AM, said:


Well yeah. There's no way you could go with a brand new yacht. You'd have to go craigslist for that shit. Like this https://miami.craigs....org/search/boa

At this point I'll put a disclaimer: I'm just a nerd who loves movies... I'm not actually planning a heist.
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We're all just nerds who love movies. In no way have i been looking into how much you could make annually if you owned a strip club and where in the U.S you would see the most money . It's a $ 5 billion industry. According to one article I read a mid-sized club can generate $15,000-$20,000 in revenue on a Saturday night.

But seriously you guys we should buy a fucking stripclub. It can be hard work for the dancers but with good mangers (which I would hope we would be. As a feminist myself I would demand we treat them kindly and fairly. ) I know for a fact you can make fucking BANK as a dancer. You can have your costumes and shoes count as a tax deductible as well as all make up and beauty stuff and tans ( and at least in in one documented case I found, plastic surgery.) Some clubs make you tip out and pay the house which I'm not sure i would be comfortable doing but it depends.
( Should I be saving this shit for the Striptease episode?)