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ironicmerman

Member Since 05 Jul 2016
Offline Last Active May 21 2018 07:12 PM

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Eastmost peninsula is the secret. Hey Mueller, eastmost peninsula is the secret!

16 May 2018 - 10:15 AM

Eastmost peninsula is the secret. Hey Mueller, eastmost peninsula is the secret!

How many unsolicited dick pics do I have to send before Scott actually gives me an on-a...

14 May 2018 - 08:06 AM

How many unsolicited dick pics do I have to send before Scott actually gives me an on-air compliment?

Never Back Down (2008)

12 March 2018 - 09:15 AM

It's like Karate Kid mixed with Fight Club...only complete shit! You know, partly because they throw in a bunch of teenage garbage. They remove the good elements and replace it with trash...and then double down. It even includes a fighting event called "The Beatdown"!

Somehow, it was a financial success, so there's that...



"Ready! Get some!"

Born with a rare form of sound-to-color synesthesia, I see a rainbow in front of me onl...

07 February 2018 - 12:14 PM

Born with a rare form of sound-to-color synesthesia, I see a rainbow in front of me only when I'm in the presence of juicy flatulence.

We did the babymaker on my radiator. Though I enjoyed that thrill on the grill, next t...

06 February 2018 - 06:51 AM

We did the babymaker on my radiator. Though I enjoyed that thrill on the grill, next time I'll put my anaconda in the trunk of her Honda.