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helllll yeah i'll take the credit (just kidding)

I'm not a player, I just hosts podcasts a lot

So many reasons why this should be discussed but here are 3 good ones: The werewolves apparently become such by orgasming, it was shot as a comedy and re-edited to be a horror, and there are not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, not 10, not 11, not 12, not 13, not 14, not 15, not 16, but 17 smash cuts of Sybil Danning disrobing during the end credits, which tells you the madness behind this film.

Ohhhhhh fuuuuuudge...Only I didn't say fudge, because I'M a caramel kinda guy!

What is this world coming to? I'm still a boring ol' missionary guy but I can't speak for everyone.

Heart disease, shmart disease! Gimme dat meat, baby!

I'm afraid you have the wrong number. This is 867-53-ONE-9.

It's not a "dick pic," it's "art"

King Kong ain't got shit on Denzel Washington but Samuel L Jackson better watch his back

Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Today's episode brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson's memoir, Now You Deep Blue Sea Me, Now You Don't

There is more than one way to skin a cat but only one of them gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling