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izzygrizzly

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  1. But I would podcast 500 times And I would podcast 500 more Just to be the man who podcasted 500 times To fall down at your ear holes
  2. Dear farmer, you no say "Maggie, me plow, me plow the land." A leaky vroom-vroom plow! [sung to the rhythm of Snow's "Informer"]
  3. "Is this eponymous Hieronymous Bosch synonymous with glamourous?" asks the posh frosh to his unwashed bro Josh. "Gosh, I'm at a loss," Josh riposts as he tosses a frosted Shock Top over an unwatched portrait of Van Gogh.
  4. My shy bladder crawls like a shawl beneath high waters, unlike Michael Showalter's shyster sister Chester who, like Dexter's Michael C. Hall, walks tall as a baller.
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