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Salami Zoomer

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About Salami Zoomer

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  • Favorite Earwolf Podcast
    Straight floppin
  1. There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball.
  2. Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog.
  3. Bits, skits, and big ol' shits.
  4. Don't flash that cheek if you're not down to freak.
  5. It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them.
  6. Salami Zoomer

    Black Lives Matter.

    Black Lives Matter.
  7. Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD.
  8. Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is.
  9. Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak.
  10. Marlboro Cigarettes Presents:
  11. Sir, we can't induct you to the hall of fame until you remove your butt from the salad bar.
  12. I'm here to eat ass and suck dick... and I'm all outta ass.
  13. A rising tide floods all coasts.
  14. Say three Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys and one Who's Your Daddy.
  15. Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.
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