Jason_Pantsuitkas

https://soundcloud.c...-theme-acousticPlugs Theme (Acoustic).mp3

--Pantsuitkas

Grandpa's skin is all wrinkled, but his shirts are perfectly smooth. The ironing.

They're not booing you, they're calling you a doooooouche.

To Bed Bath... AND BEYOND!

It's not 5 o'clock somewhere, it's 5:32 somewhere.

They're not booing you, they're calling you a dooooouche.

I feel naked whenever I leave my phone and all of my clothes at home.

My grandfather's skin is so wrinkled, but his shirts are crisp and smooth. The ironing.

i couldn't consume my food or drink either

That's it. I'm done posting catchphrase suggestions. Mine are WAY funnier than the shit on this forum, but they never get read. I'm sick of it.

Have you no outerwear?

If you pass away this holiday season, please donate your body to the LA Food Bank. One body can provide up to 8 meals to those in need.

To Bed, Bath....and BEYOND!

If I had a dollar for every time I worked an hour, I'd look for a new job.