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Bernard Shakey

Member Since 26 Apr 2013
Offline Last Active Sep 08 2017 03:24 AM

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The gutters in this city are filled with people like us. - Mostly street sweepers and g...

09 August 2017 - 06:11 AM

The gutters in this city are filled with people like us. - Mostly street sweepers and gutter repairmen, but still.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. And don't find fault with this free advice.

08 August 2017 - 05:29 AM

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
And don't find fault with this free advice.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This condition amongst doctors is called apple-ph...

08 August 2017 - 05:13 AM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This condition amongst doctors is called apple-phobia and is quite rare.

Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water? Wait a minute. Who puts a well a...

08 August 2017 - 05:06 AM

Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water?
Wait a minute.
Who puts a well at the top of a hill?!

One in the hand, Two in the bush, Three on the sidewalk, Smoke some kush.

08 August 2017 - 05:01 AM

One in the hand,
Two in the bush,
Three on the sidewalk,
Smoke some kush.