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ElieB

Member Since 16 Feb 2014
Offline Last Active Jun 11 2018 05:18 PM

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In Topic: Daylight (1996)

26 April 2018 - 03:53 PM

I friggin love this movie.. no joke. It's the only disaster movie I know of where the disaster is caused by a bunch of grime punks.

Also, It's like a movie on a plane or in a submarine, the underwater tunnel really raises the stakes.

In Topic: Trailer Talk

08 December 2017 - 04:37 PM

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In Topic: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

04 December 2017 - 07:42 PM

When you call out a really shitty movie on opening weekend and HDTGM decides to roast it by its dvd release:

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Hopefully this grows into a double feature with Lucy, right Ⓜⓐⓧⓘⓜⓘⓛⓘⓐⓝⓞ??

In Topic: Geostorm (2017)

25 October 2017 - 07:13 PM

All I could think as I left the theatre was "I can't believe it's not Micheal Bay!"

Actor playing the brother is utterly worthless and the brotherly dynamic had ZERO chemistry.

I laughed when they actually used the word Geostorm and kept laughing harder and harder every time it was said as the movie went on.

The science was exceptionally bad from start to finish. The scene in beijing or whatever with the ground erupting in fire springs to mind... Dude is racing again fiery fissures in the road down the fucking coast! So 10 feet away from this mile long magma eruption is what appears to be fairly deep water. On one side of this the absurdly linear, mile long magma eruption is perfectly fine, unaffected sea water. On the other side is and entire city of skyscrappers collapsing from the whatever-it-is..... kk

In Topic: Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)

16 October 2017 - 04:12 PM

Yo this movie is a PERFECT hdtgm flick. Everything is so over the top and artistically bankrupt. Had me gasping and cringing and laughing. Great dumb-speak like saying "brain work" for thinking and the like. Every ten minutes or so is like a totally different movie so it really keeps the surprises rolling. Including when you finally see Ironside as, appropriately enough, a giant claw-handed cyborg zombie monster lol. They're so fucking big! Borrows from all the big hitters like star wars, running man, mad max, shades of terrible italian spaghetti scifi... And Molly Ringwald.
Peter Strauss is awful in the lead role but he's surrounded by so much crazyness that you kinda don't even notice him.