Jump to content


ElieB

Member Since 16 Feb 2014
Offline Last Active Today, 04:40 PM

Posts I've Made

In Topic: Geostorm (2017)

25 October 2017 - 07:13 PM

All I could think as I left the theatre was "I can't believe it's not Micheal Bay!"

Actor playing the brother is utterly worthless and the brotherly dynamic had ZERO chemistry.

I laughed when they actually used the word Geostorm and kept laughing harder and harder every time it was said as the movie went on.

The science was exceptionally bad from start to finish. The scene in beijing or whatever with the ground erupting in fire springs to mind... Dude is racing again fiery fissures in the road down the fucking coast! So 10 feet away from this mile long magma eruption is what appears to be fairly deep water. On one side of this the absurdly linear, mile long magma eruption is perfectly fine, unaffected sea water. On the other side is and entire city of skyscrappers collapsing from the whatever-it-is..... kk

In Topic: Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)

16 October 2017 - 04:12 PM

Yo this movie is a PERFECT hdtgm flick. Everything is so over the top and artistically bankrupt. Had me gasping and cringing and laughing. Great dumb-speak like saying "brain work" for thinking and the like. Every ten minutes or so is like a totally different movie so it really keeps the surprises rolling. Including when you finally see Ironside as, appropriately enough, a giant claw-handed cyborg zombie monster lol. They're so fucking big! Borrows from all the big hitters like star wars, running man, mad max, shades of terrible italian spaghetti scifi... And Molly Ringwald.
Peter Strauss is awful in the lead role but he's surrounded by so much crazyness that you kinda don't even notice him.

In Topic: Episode 170 - Bratz

01 September 2017 - 03:29 PM

I was really turned off hearing what this week's movie was then I saw this

Posted Image


So much to unpack in this screenshot. Wtf is happening. Listening tonight.

In Topic: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

26 July 2017 - 05:37 PM

Guys, pray for June...

In Topic: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

22 July 2017 - 03:03 PM

View PostMaximiliano, on 22 July 2017 - 02:02 PM, said:

Let's get a double Luc Besson episode going and do "Lucy" too


Besson has definitely earned a double bill. Don't know how hes escaped the HDTGM treatment altogether...