JohnRoper

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092669/ IMDb description: Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess. When I met my wife, we had both seen it somehow. I bought it for her birthday and we like to make friends borrow it. This movie is a must-see. It is much more of a comedy than the description implies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100772/ IMDb description: Two somewhat retarded truckers hired to transport toxic waste across the country get caught up with a teen genius who stows away on their truck. For some reason, we had this on VHS as kids and must've watched it at least a hundred times. Martin Mull, Richard Kiel, smaller roles for Richard Moll and Michael Winslow, as well as Zeus from No Holds Barred.