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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Roses are red violets are blue, grab em by the pussy, when you're a star you can do anything you want to.

    By Cappy,
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  2. Last night, I saw a UFO in the forest. I took down my trousers and mooned it, which was a bad idea, since UFO stands for Uniformed FBI Officer.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  3. Sticks and stones may break my bones, no wait, they most definitely do, you can stop now, hypothesis proved.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Step on a crack, break your momma's back. Smoke some crack, break your momma's heart.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. We're sorry sir, but the surgery failed to remove the what what from your butt.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. I woke up to find my farm has been turned into a track for a baby cow boxcar track. Now that's what I call a Bovinewood Derby.

    By electricdeanmachine,
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  7. Described as a combination of peanut butter loaded into a chocolate cup chewed and lead through the digestive track

    By electricdeanmachine,
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  8. Of all the two-way mirrors in all the world, you had to squat over mine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. We now return to the sequel, "The Return of Max Dugan Returns"

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  10. Get the new R.L. Stine Home Bar. You won't have Goosebumps when the brew pumps into your Registered, Limited-edition Stein.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. She was no Warrior Princess but she sure could dribble fruit punch out of her mouth. Such was the life of Juicy Jawless.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. I'm a little teapot short and stout and How Dare You shame me for it?! Im proud of my figure and I know I'm beautiful on the inside, where the tea is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Come hither and slither into the nether regions of the ether demons, ka pish?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Meet the Press and Face the Nation, talky on the telly is the new sensation!

    By smitty,
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  15. I don't know how you structure your day, John, but contrastive focus reduplication is what I work to DO-do every morning and evening on the toilet.

    By waitingfortheflood,
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  16. How much wood would chuck berry chuck if chuck berry could chuck wood. RIP

    By Luna(tick),
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  17. Thanks for signing that non-disclosure agreement and welcome to Comedy Bang Bus!

    By TheGaryJonez,   
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  18. You wanna talk a Madonna iguana? It was not lasagna, we were eating at Benihana's in 1994 Bophuthatswana.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. There was drama when Madonna's iguana from Tijuana got some lasagna on ya.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. And furthermore, what kind of plebian name is Auckerman? Were your forbears purveyors of auckers? Or were they penguins? I bet they were penguins.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. How dare you impugn my family name, Mr. Auckerman! The McLivernecks came over from Scottish Montenegro on the Cornflower in 1621!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Human Centipede? More like P.U.-man centipede because it stinks! Probably! I've neither seen nor smelled it.

    By Queef Urban,
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  23. One day we'll look back at this and laugh, but right now we should burn that thing off your neck.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. As a comedian it's pretty embarrassing to run out of material. But it's more embarrassing if you're a milliner cause you can't improvise a hat.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. We can re-bill him. We have the technology. This new accounting software is positively bionic!

    By SideofMcG,
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