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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Crustacean time travel. Let's go back and Krill Hitler.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. The suggestion box suggested shocks but ingested rocks cause digestive blocks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. You can't polish a turd but you can polish a deli. Heteronyms baby!

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Near, far, wherever you are / I believe that the heart does go on. Don't forget to carry your organ donor card with you at all times!

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I got laid on a date last week. Dried fruit as a bed? These novelty hotels are crazy!

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Trippy Von-Visuals, the German conceptual artist died today and was buried in a custard cloud.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Smothered in cream. Strangled by yoghurt. Death by Chocolate. Sorry no, we don't have a pacifist menu.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and stop corn from being domesticated by ancient méso-américains, this catchphrase does not exist.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Why yes, I am the Colonel. But you can call me El Colon.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Well my name is Corny Cornhole and I’m here to say / Yo mamma likes my Corn Cob in special way

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. catch me southmouth-side

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Every cloud has a silver lining. Wait, no. Silver's not involved at all. Sorry I was acting like a cloud expert when really I don't know Jack Shit!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Mr. Myers, The script is great, I just feel like maybe we could punch-up the "Do I make your baby horny" line.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. They call it Panda Express but it took them hours to procure me the panda meat I requested. God bless 'em though, they did it and they did it well.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Two in the pink, dirty dishes in the sink.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. When you drop a bar of soap, did you dirty the soap or clean the floor?

    By dhxlive,
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  17. The barber shop called, they want their hair cut back, and the $12. You just walked out without paying, you jerk.

    By dhxlive,
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  18. Put wheels on everything around you, then tell everyone to roll with it.

    By dhxlive,
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  19. Since tomato is a fruit, ketchup is a jam.

    By dhxlive,
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  20. Finally, the credits!

    By dhxlive,
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  21. There was trace DNA found at the crime scene. I can't fault them for it though. DNA is very tough to draw freehand.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Call me crazy, but a more accurate diagnosis would be 'mentally deranged'.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. I know they say "measure twice, cut once" but this mohel's measuring for the seventh time & it's starting to creep me out.

    By Funky DelPueblo,
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  24. Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. If you can't denim, pants 'em

    By dhxlive,
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