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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Frankly, I'd like to know just how many "Sauls" Jesus turned into "Pauls" over the course of 33 years!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  2. my other show is a Hollywood Handbook...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. If “Can you name something yellow and delicious?” is the answer to the question “If corn is the answer, then what is the question?”, then what is the

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I'm a Spanish mother, not a stuttering Chinese cellist

    By Yo Mama,
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  5. A bottle of red. A bottle of white. I finally found an enabler. Marry me. Or atleast drive me home. I can't stand. I have two first names.

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  6. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but with our new fish rewards program, you'll get a second fish every tenth day

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  7. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  8. With Friends like these, who needs enemies? I have 10 seasons on DVD box set, I don't need anybody!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  9. What came first chicken or the road? More importantly, does it really fit to end our movie about dancing like this?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  10. The early bird gets the worm but recognizes its no longer relevant to dance like that

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  11. Why did the chicken cross The Road? Cause Cormac McCarthy is for the birds

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  12. Whats up, hut dog? Welcome to Doughboys. I'm racist Mitch and my partner is Cuck Wiger.

    By BrianMichael,   
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  13. Punching in need of Joke 42-X-3B: Peter Cotton/Poly Blend Tale.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. If you were caught by a super sexual zombie if would likely blow your mind and then your brain.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. Shakespeare AKA The Immortal Bard used to dominate on the playground growing up! The called him The Play Right Playwright.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Call me an optimist but I prefer "Watership Up", "Angela's Cozy Fire" and "To Life a Mockingbird."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. I've heard of a lightning bolt but a lightning nut!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. I'm fit as a fiddle, which my doctor tells me is a terribly unhealthy shape for a human body to be.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. I got Bulge but I'm not Ray Bolger.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. I made my calculator say boobies. Now that's all it says, and it grew arms and is behaving pretty inappropriately.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. It may look easy but eating sandwiches and watermelon slices outside on a blanket is no picnic.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Today is the perfect day to build a time machine so you can prevent yourself from joking about the movie "I, Robot" next Christmas.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  23. If I've told you once I've told you a million times, I don't understand the difference between very small and very large numbers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. I'm just spitballing here but what about an old-timey Romanian Blacula? Also, sorry about all those spitballs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. My favorite Disney princess is Esther, the grizzled old cleaning woman I found chained up backstage on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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