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1. If by 'street cred' you mean pockets full of gummy barracudas, then yeah, I got tons.

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 25, 2017
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2. First I was afraid I was petrified, then I realized I was just ossified and stuck in a dead-end gig as a David S. Pumpkins backup dancer.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, March 25, 2017
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3. If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it then your turds

   By Colfax McLiverneck, March 25, 2017
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4. Ball? Peen? Hammer? This Home Depot used to be a Sandwich shop!

   By Horse For A Brother, March 25, 2017
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5. With friends like these, who needs enemas? Severely constipated people with impacted bowels, that's who!

   By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, March 25, 2017
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6. Milk does a body good, buy hydrofluoric acid will begin dissolving skin, muscle, and bone almost immediately upon contact.

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7. These glasses make your butt look big.

   By ChazFremontIII, March 25, 2017
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8. Get to the chopper: Big Bopper; for t'is better than the plane: Bill Graham

   By KrangkaDelic, March 25, 2017
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9. The Cure on a bureau in chiaroscuro, the Eagles on seagulls in sleek Buick Regals, Lorde untoward in a 32 Ford, us nonplussed on a bus.

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 24, 2017
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10. If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!

    By ChazFremontIII, March 24, 2017
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11. I'm glad that nice gentleman alerted me that my barn door was open. Otherwise someone might have run off with my new tractor.

    By ChazFremontIII, March 24, 2017
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12. Sometimes trying just isn't enough... Only then should one employ a berate of buffoonery.

    By Dead_Armadillos, March 24, 2017
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13. Eggplant emoji. Welcome to today's show. Eggplant emoji.

    By Shampoodler, March 24, 2017
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14. Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and the Bartholomew the Sneaky Corn Thief.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 24, 2017
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15. I’ve told you once and I’m not going to tell you again that I’ve already told you once once.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 24, 2017
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16. How many socks would a musk ox hock if a musk ox could hock socks?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 24, 2017
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17. Some days are better than others, other days are Wayne Federman covers.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 24, 2017
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18. Four Score and Seven Whores Ago, My Dad Met My Mommy

    By Sketchy Nonsense, March 24, 2017   

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19. Brawndo: It's what plants crave, but what have they ever done to deserve anything?

    By GangsterJawa, March 24, 2017
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20. Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop

    By BonjaminJehnson, March 24, 2017
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21. You can't have your cake and eat it too, Lolo :P

    By RichYoung_94877, January 23, 2017
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22. Priority seating is reserved for seniors and men who are currently into online dating

    By Danny Boyko, March 23, 2017   

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23. Someday you may find me caught beneath a landslide because my bucket list of passive-aggressive suicide attempts includes yelling very loudly at the b

    By DaddyLongStrokes, March 23, 2017
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24. Lets waste time chasing cars because we're police officers who dislike using allocated tax dollars to bust actual criminals

    By DaddyLongStrokes, March 23, 2017
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25. Dave Nelson finds black and white photography pretentious.

    By HeyImJustTryinToBePositive, March 23, 2017
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