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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If life is a highway and every mile marker is another year lost, I'm looking for the nearest exit that has a Popeye's in the vicinity.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  2. Life is like a box of chocolates because most people are sweet, we're all shades of brown, and looks can be deceiving.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  3. If you're "a soul man", shouldn't you be called The Soul Brothers? Come on guys!

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  4. Thanks for your efforts in collecting this sample of tiger semen. For future reference, though, it's much easier if you tranquilize them first

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Movies would have us believe men should be cool & women should be hot. Therefore, at best, movie romances are room temperature.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  6. I should have known not to travel four years into the future, but I guess hindsight is 2020

    By Chop Blockerman,   
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  7. I got this. And by "this" I mean AIDS. And by "got" I mean "gave you"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Sometimes a brand name becomes the generic term for a product. These facial tissues, for example, are more commonly known as Jizz Ragsâ„¢

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. "Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  10. The Queen of Hearts, she smelled my farts, and died of asphyxiation.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. go chug a jug a booger sugar my brother

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. hope u like twitchin', Judeo-Christian.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. mark you how they frolic in the lappings from my sex shore, Higgins...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Brevity is the soul of

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. King Kong's dong made shade on the lawn where the teeming throng of Hmong could dance all day long to Sisqo's Thong Song.

    By Guest KookySpookyFoolOfATooky,
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  18. That wang Michael Caine said "Aloe Vera," to Vera Wang.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. I don't know what you may have heard, but I do know what you're about to smell. Cookies!

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. I don't care what the abyss does to you, it's not polite to stare...period.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. from the beatles, the kinks and the stones to piers morgan, john oliver and the reggie thief. BEHOLD: a thoroughly Shittish invasion

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. My first pair of underwear is the original meat packing district.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Cool it Fonz, nobody MADE him sit on it. Let's just clean up all this blood and get our stories straight, yeah?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Listen closely my child, for there are places in this world that you can not find on a map. That is to say, you're really bad at reading maps, idiot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Need a little excitement? Snap into your hyperthyroidic buddy, James.

    By MattroJennz,
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