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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Broke and irrelevant, he used his final champagne wish to end the source of his insanity - his unrelenting caviar dreams. Then there was only sadness.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. A wise man said u should work smarter not harder, or to quote Daft Punk fully, "Work smarter not HarderBetterFasterStronger". That wise man was Kanye.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  3. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel a tingling and spreading numbness in my left arm.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  4. 'Castaway' might have been less entertaining if Wilson was a bowling ball but I bet you'd watch a volleyball game played with a bowling ball.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  5. Victims of a Ponzi scheme may well have been unwise but victims of a Fonzie scheme were almost certainly uncool.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  6. If ever you struggle to seal a parcel, consider the greater degree of difficulty involved in parcelling a seal.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  7. Always finish on a high. That's high as in positive, not hi as in hello. The former is motivational; the latter prompts suspicion of dementia.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  8. Christmas thyme is here! 'Tis the seasoning to be jolly. (that was thyme spelled T-H-Y-M-E. Also it's not really Christmas)

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  9. You probably knew about my giant pet spider but did you know my mother died trying to fight her?

    By smitty,
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  10. if a squandering wanderer told you he's fond 'a ya would you fondle his wand like so or land on him terrible blows?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. I'd rather be the belle of the ball than the ball of the bell. You get banged either way, but one makes your ears ring less.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. this reflection off my new direction changes lives; fights infection

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. creepy pastor? keep it crastors

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. This trail of shit-covered sock puppets leads back to the tomb of Elvis, or my name isn't Angus MacGyver.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. I went to the woods because I wished to poop by a tree deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Ring around the burn pile, a pocket full of corned beef, bubble wrap, inverted nipples, we all go to a Toad the Wet Sprocket concert.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. i see you choose the pricey rooms in ICUs when spicy chews cause guys you use to nightly bruise your nice tattoos

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Shai-Hulud, ancient one. Shaitan.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  20. One fish, two fish, I never learned how to count higher than two

    By BenKaras,   
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  21. PSA from the Wallflowers: Do not drive it home with one headlight unless you want a 6th Avenue Heartache.

    By dhxlive,
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  22. No daughter of mine is going out dressed like that. You look like a piece of meat with the length of that skirt steak.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  23. Breaking bread, break the mold, but keep that mold away from my bread.

    By dhxlive,
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  24. You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  25. Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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