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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My cat started to hump my pillow recently. I guess he’s okay with sloppy seconds.

    By DaveSheir,
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  2. Hopefully the hit to my dick didn’t cause any long term damage... Knock on wood.

    By DaveSheir,
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  3. I understand that you’re just pulling my leg but you could have just asked if I was an amputee.

    By DaveSheir,
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  4. fat rich scared folk live in elongated communities

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Elon, meet Egon: instead of carnival barking other peoples inventions he produces photon disrupting lasers then traps & stores the spirits of the dead

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. According to the NSA, ET is DTF on CBS and PCP

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  7. Can I get a McPick Two? Oh, and can I get a dick pic too? Bah-doo-bop-bah-bah, I'M LOVING IT!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  8. millennys bruise

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Shame me once, shame on you. Shame me twice... That's a shame!!!

    By TrevorBrowneTboneTdawgTman,
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  10. I am the Rolex, I speak for your wrist. I speak for your wrist, for your wrist has no tongue. And I'm telling you sir, that you're stepping in dung.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. Seeing is believing, and believe it or not, I can't see a thing. I was born blind, if you can believe it.

    By dhxlive,
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  12. nong story short: hey man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Don't sing "Venus in Furs" when you mean "Venus Implies"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. I'm only watching this reboot in hopes of seeing MacGyver finally pull his knife on someone

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Ready or not, here I comedy.

    By Mans_laughter,
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  16. welcome, cell-chum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. God dammnit! Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp again? I swear you people are all savages!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. Don't worry, that's not a used condom on the floor! My penis sheds its skin every couple of months

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Here's a handy tip for making coffee AND cleaning your underwear at the same time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Buster Posey?! I hardly know her posey.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Hammer?! I hardly sow her!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Hammer? I barely nail her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call gitchee gitchee gitchee goo peekaboo I see you, tiny human!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks—but you can’t teach a dead dog ANY tricks. So please stop teaching that dog how to swallow a sword.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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