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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ruffle my feathers, and I will call foul on your peacocking!

    By Facelist,
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    • 231 views

  2. I was amazed when I passed by the adult diapers at the store today. It seems like just yesterday they were baby diapers!

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 314 views

  3. Oh, the things you can find, when picking your behind.

    By redpoofballhat,
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    • 266 views

  4. I’ve got a million dollar idea for a sex emoji.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 250 views

  5. Get the hell out of my kitchen and get the heck into these pants.

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  6. I eat lightning, but despite my best digestive efforts, I still crap poop.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 227 views

  7. Forget the mace and piss on my face!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 238 views

  8. I love going on a road trip but I hate going on The Road trip.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 252 views

  9. I thought I just cut the quick, but doctor says I lost a bunch of my pinky

    By Kevllis,
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    • 356 views

  10. Just for clarification: When you Google my celebrity net worth, it doesn't include the money I've made with the period tracker apps from Earwolf that sell information to chocolate companies for targeted ads and Stitcher for podcast suggestions.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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    • 245 views

  11. I am so sorry to bother you but, would you happen to know why you are ugly?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Some guys are on the “down low.” This guy just so happens to be on the “up high.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 282 views

  13. Went for a physical last Halloween, and the doctor told me, “I think I see a spooky g-g-g-g-gonad.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 243 views

  14. What’s the deal with restrooms?! No one goes in there to rest. It’s pretty much the most task-oriented room in the building!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 320 views

  15. Periods may stop sentences but they won't stop me.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 246 views

  16. When you masturbate in the rain, nobody can tell you're crying

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 239 views

  17. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. That's when you slip him the roofie

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 196 views

  18. Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 309 views

  19. Comedy Bang Bang is the top comedy podcast but, did you know, it is also the power bottom?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 274 views

  20. Now that I figured out my cat Maebel is actually a boy, it’s pretty weird that I’ve been kissing him on the mouth this whole time

    By Kevllis,
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    • 343 views

  21. Cats are really just smaller, domesticated versions of bigger cats

    By Kevllis,
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    • 324 views

  22. Well if you think you’re better than me, Randall Park, why don’t you fucking host this show- YOURE the one who’s a loser!

    By Kevllis,
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    • 324 views

  23. If you can't take my Comedy at it's Bang, you don't deserve it at it's Bang.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 263 views

  24. What do you mean? Everyone gets wings when they Peg a Cis.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 280 views

  25. My prison name was Mitochondria because I was the powerhouse of the cell

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 275 views
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