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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. After going big ball bowling, Bay City boxer Butterbean likes to baste a butterball while watching a ball game

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  2. Shaving is a lot like riding a bike; it hurts if you get it wrong

    By lazerbullet,
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  3. The wonderful thing about tiggers? They know how to keep their goddam fucking mouth shut.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. He was once but a young man, with a young man butt. Now he's...Butt Youngman: Ass Lawyer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. one note samba now new twelve note samba. or vice versa. nothing matters anymore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. kindly discomfort your bum for me, please. your comfortable bum is displeasing to me.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. What's up doc? Up my butt that is. Are you performing my colonoscopy?

    By Eltudio,
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  8. if you look at world politics through the prism of harry potter then we're all doomed.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Idle hands are the devil’s tools at least until Home Depot takes away their “no devils” policy.

    By DaveSheir,
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  10. Did you hear Michael Rapaport's retort about the report on Rapaport's rapport with reporters?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Women want me and men want to be me and some men also want me which is fine I'm Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I think this Mars simulator is broken—I appear to be tied to a virtual cross in a corn field, and there’s a spooky kid named Malachi yelling at me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. A dark night in a midwestern state with a lapsed ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture committee—Slob Coberman, Corn Advocate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Peeps-ing Tom loves to watch you eat Easter candy in the nude

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Something in the way she moves... could be mild scoliosis

    By dhxlive,
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  17. guido de montefeltro was the original fire emoji

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. rub 'n' tug Vs hug 'n' suck ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Podcasting impresario Smooth Talkerman, reporting for bootie!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Three. The Yellow Ribbon means they've been falsely convicted. Free the Ole Oak Three!

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Considering the amount of un-cracked corn at the scene, the murderer couldn’t have been Jimmy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Jimmy, I know you think I don’t care, but if cracking corn is that important to you, then you do you, buddy. You do you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Jimmy, I swear to God. If you. Crack. One. More. Corn. I. Will. Hurt. You.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Golf is a relaxing outlet for many, including yours truly. What's more calming than excessive drinking and harassing the beverage girls?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. If any one entity had a hand in creating our universe, it was Neil deGrasse Tyson. How else would he know what he knows? Books?!?! Ha!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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