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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Blizzard?! I hardly snow herd!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 310 views

  2. Cavia-her?! I hardly roe her!

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views

  3. I'm glad to report that the cultures down south closest responsible for the literal formation of corn are figuratively appalled by its' current usage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 392 views

  4. Let he who is without twin cast the first clone

    By youcancallmeout,
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    • 241 views

  5. Me and yo mamma—‘Twould be a consummation devoutly to be wished, had I not already banged her.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 281 views

  6. Steve Bannon looks like he fell off the back of a potato cart. “Fell off the back of a potato cart driver, more likely,” said an anonymous aide.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 301 views

  7. There are two types of people in this world: those that love corn, those that hate corn and are wrong, and those that love corn but can’t do math.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 295 views

  8. If you love Creamsicles and Icicles, you must be Bicycle.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 391 views

  9. Aphrodisiacs? more like afro on deez sacks (I have two ball sacks and they're super hairy)

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. If I were king of the forest, first things first - the trees, am I right? I think we alllll know what I'm getting at. I'm looking at u, owls.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 377 views

  11. Catch friend of the show, Adam Scott (aka Scott) in the upcoming show Big Little Pies, Sundays at 9pm on HBO

    By CaseyRafter,
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    • 437 views

  12. WET Baker, more like: he forces fluidic tissue to issue out mine eyes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 307 views

  13. We got out the video of mom having me in the delivery room. Talk about the ultimate unboxing!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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    • 323 views

  14. Rock, paper, scissors... shoot I forgot the fourth thing on my shopping list.

    By KyleEdwards,
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    • 263 views

  15. All my exes live in condos I'm legally required to pay the rent on.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 316 views

  16. Ask your doctor if he'd like to go out on a date. Doctor's make good money.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 318 views

  17. Viva Las Vegans!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 336 views

  18. With binoculars flailing around my neck, I fall through snowy tree branches and imagine what the frozen ground will feel like.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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    • 242 views

  19. Chaos Prophecy, deeper knowledge borne. Wordless tongues remembered. Decrypt, enlighten.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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    • 392 views

  20. Seeing Red

    By Guest Dead Body,   
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    • 268 views

  21. This isn’t the America I know. The America I know wears a red leather jacket, dances on light-up tiles, has a monkey named Bubbles.

    By rob_m,
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    • 385 views

  22. you stand accused of being so radical a dude that you're figuratively off the literal chain.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 355 views

  23. Speak not of the atrocities committed here today, speak of the over ripened avocado and pray for forgiveness

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 390 views

  24. Hippity hoppity, bippity boppity, my name is Scotty, I like you a-lotty.

    By ChrisWilson,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  25. Yo momma so stupid she submits catch-and-release-phrases

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 481 views
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