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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. the bowels are hot when they steam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 350 views

  2. Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure, the rest of the animal kingdom is all business

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 305 views

  3. Suck me, fuck me, kiss me, cuck me. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Zantor the magician,
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    • 503 views

  4. I don't know who this Willy Nilly guy is but he is all over the place

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 278 views

  5. turn the fan on: its Bannon!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 293 views

  6. I can't fault my Grandma for pinching my cheeks every time I see her. At her age, she just doesn't see a bare ass that often.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 322 views

  7. Son, it's time I explained the birds and the bees. But first, finish your plate of bees or you can spend the rest of the night in your bird room

    By LevonA.Schefter_105640,
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  8. Today I learned that pulling the wool over someone's eyes is even less appreciated when the wool is made of steel.

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 312 views

  9. Bing bong, Google hookah

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 407 views

  10. Be glad to see the back of...

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 277 views

  11. Back to the drawing board

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 297 views

  12. When a door closes

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 272 views

  13. Smells like victory

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 290 views

  14. I try

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 293 views

  15. The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone / the leg bone’s connected to my man bone / my man bone’s connected to your mom bone

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. FYI, acorn bread is not good at all, and pinecones cause mouth bleeding. Also, America’s Squirrel Kitchen is a terrible TV show idea.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  17. She sells seashells in Iowa, which, being nowhere near the seashore, explains the outrageous prices. You know, transportation costs and whatnot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. If our deliverable is this dirigible but the subject is our submersible, it's time to get literal about this littoral. Any word on the seamen semen?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. i'm not sayin' Politics is fat ...BUT: go fuck your mother

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. If you're gonna imagine the audience is naked, why not go a step further and just pretend they like you?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 378 views

  21. Steve Bannon looks like he was coughed out during labor and his first word was divorce

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 375 views

  22. Steve Bannon looks like he's made a hooter's staff call an ambulance more than once

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 370 views

  23. Namaste? More like Nah-Ima-Stay at home

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 3 replies
    • 581 views

  24. There's no thrill like making live television, except for literally any life-threatening activity or event.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 367 views

  25. Who among us HASN'T accidentally stapled his foreskin to a diorama of the North Pole meant for Santa to enjoy on Christmas Eve?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 349 views
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