New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Bee in her bonnet, wasp up her ass.

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2. Apple of my eye, pear of my cheek.

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3. Another day, another dollar. but with inflation rising, each dollar is now 1.4756 days.

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4. You say An oldie, but a goodie, but I say, check the expiration date.

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5. Always look on the bright side, easy for you to say, you don't have cataracts.

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6. All bets are off, the casino is having a power outage.

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7. If you spell spelling backwards you may have dyslexia

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8. In like Flynn but not in that way

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9. Oswald Copplepot that Endswald Copplepot.

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10. Jason, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so, Scott, but if you let Stewie from Family Guy host the show, won't he get a big head?

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11. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a human, then it's probably just my Dad, and yes it's safe to throw bread at it.

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12. I don't know if beauty's only skin deep, but I can say with absolute certainty, that my booty is only 3 thin mints deep.

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13. Jason, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so, Scott, but if it was Heynong Woman, wouldn’t the t-shirt be sexist?

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14. Corn is nature’s turd bling.

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15. Aw, shucks—you didn't have to peel all that corn.

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16. We need to talk about corn, Kevin.

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17. For some,the war never ended. For others,it never began. Then there are those who can only masturbate to certain cloud formations.This is their story.

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18. Fear the beard, Wave after the shave, the fear is now clear.

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19. ABC used to be as easy as 1-2-3, unless you're up against John Cena. He always kicks out at 2.

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20. Don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the can.

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21. ohmygod, ohmygod! I thought you said you were allergic to 'peanuts'! Do you have an epipen handy?

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22. A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar...

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23. They call me the 'can opener'. I don't think I need to tell you why.

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24. Holy macaroni your pepperoni is bologna Tony

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25. My other car is a bumper sticker with an engine

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